monster

A penis which is inordinately large in either length or girth or both.
At Jimmy's party last night, I hooked up with Paul who had an absolute monster. I didn't think it would fit, but I found some lube and condoms in Jimmy's sister's nightstand. The condom didn't fit, but with the lube, we worked him in. I think my hymen must not have been completely gone because I bled more than I did last year when I lost my virginity at the junior high graduation party.
by BRD August 28, 2005
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monster

AIDS virus, word orignated for the New york city area
Yo Mike I think im going to fuck Quanna. "Na man chill i heard she got the monster". word! Then I use a rubber then.
by Tah January 22, 2007
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monster

1) A scary creature
2) An ugly woman
3) A crap film about a ropey old killer lesbian
4) A large shit
5) A large penis
6) Anything large
"Daniel dropped his pants, it was a fucking monster!!"
by Baron Von Batwing January 16, 2005
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to monsterize

This verb must be use when a guy with a monster cock fucks a girl in a special place. It could be either in the bathroom, in the park, at school or on the kitchen floor as in the following example.
To monsterized in the past tense...

Carl Giroux monsterized a pussy on the kitchen floor.
by Cedrika February 04, 2010
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Monster

A person who likes to frighten others and drink free soda. They use shaker cans and are not easily intimidated. They are never expected and have ninja-like reflexes.
"That monster came out of nowhere. he was all like grr and i was like oh shit."
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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monster

Best Energy Drink out there, Light years ahead of Redbull.
Person 1: Damn this Monster is niceee.
Person 2: Damn gimme some of that!
by onemic September 07, 2006
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monsters

Plural form of monster
1. A creature or race of beings that do not conform with the ways of those who would call them monsters.
2. An entity not of this world, somthing that dosn't belong or exist in our relm, world, or plane.
3. A being that's sole purpos is to give experiance unto a party simply for the defeat of said monster(s)
by Nogohoho October 18, 2003
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