The numerical value given to how Stabby one is feeling at a particular moment. Ranges would exist on a 1-200 range with 100, of course, being average.
My dog is depressed, my girlfriend broke up with me, my parents bought a screechy bird which keeps me up all night and my job demands I walk on water to be an average employee!! My Stabby index = 175 right now!
by Orangeblood97 March 9, 2011
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A glossary of terms containing the word "Shit", used to describe various objects situations.

The index is as follows:

- Apeshit: Insanely, possibly dangerously aggressive
- Batshit: Deranged, crazy, bizarre
- Bullshit: Lies, False, Untrue
- Chickenshit: Cowardly, fearful
- Dipshit: Foolish, stupid
- Dogshit: Low quality, very easy to damage

- Horseshit: Blatantly unfair, biased toward one side over another
- The Shit: Very impressive, widely enjoyable
Proper usage of the Shit Index is key to good hyperbole.
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If something has a substantially higher cost than the materials that went into it, it has a high idiot index, according to Elon Musk. High idiot index items are usually overly complicated to manufacture. This is a term he used internally at his companies, according to his biography written by Walter Isaacson.
"This rocket valve costs $50,000 despite it being made of $200 of steel and similar car parts costing $500. It has a very high idiot index."
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a really expensive Virtual Reality headset that has finger tracking and is made by steam
Why is the valve index $1000 fucking dollars
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The valve index is a fantastically overpriced pc vr headset which is more fragile then glass
Guy 1: spare some change
Guy 2: bro you were the richest on the block where did your money go
Guy 1: valve index
Guy 2: oh that makes sense
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The valve index is a fantastically expensive pc vr headset that is more fragile then glass. This is definitely one of those headsets to get if you want to waste your money
Bro where did your money go?
Valve index
Oh that makes sense
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the criteria that dictates whether or not a girl is scroggable (fuckable).
I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.
That chick in the mall with the inch and a half nipples punching holes through her blouse and buns of steel definitely ranks the highest on my scroggability index.
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