1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.
2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.
2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.
Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.
Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.
Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!
Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.
Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!
by Barkley-von-snouser August 7, 2008
by footlongbrownie November 28, 2020
either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects
by frhwdofnursekaj August 31, 2017
by Kurtkorv September 15, 2019
British dude 1: bro my teacher said use American measurements, but I don't know that shit since everyone else uses fucking metric, America is a cunt.
British dude 2: hey I got you fam, they use footlongs. One foot is one footlong.
British dude 1: mate, thanks
British dude 2: hey I got you fam, they use footlongs. One foot is one footlong.
British dude 1: mate, thanks
by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021
A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.
by Farmermann23 October 13, 2023
A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.
Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
by anonguy654280 February 21, 2022