Jish the Fish

A nickname friends give to people named Josh. Most of the time the name catches on and is the only name that the Josh uses from that point on. Will sometimes go by only Jish as well.

Hey guys lets go talk to Jish the Fish.
What's up Jish?

by JishTheFish January 12, 2017

Sushi The Fish God

Sushi is a goldfish that lives in a small fishbowl with a sticker of the Apple logo with the text 'Sushi the iFish' on it. Shortly after sushi was named sushi and got stickered she performed magic. She's a god now and we worship her in the sushi cult.

Bitch 1- i want good luck
Bitch 2- pray to sushi the fish god
Bitch 1- yo sushi give me good luck
Sushi- i got you fam

by tiny the loser February 9, 2019

what the fish

Alternative way to curse about someone or something; less crude and sounds way nicer.

Teacher: Now, students, since you've learnt what is a fish, let me tell you that you can also use 'fish' to replace any bad words that may come out from your mouth.
Student: REALLY?!! What the f-!
Teacher: (interrupts) Ah hah! Replace it with 'fish'.
Student: Aight. I mean what the fish. FIIIIISH! I gotta tell this to my bro!

by fish eater December 15, 2008

tickle the fish

To get drunk when sick. Theoretically, it helps you get better because alcohol kills bacteria. Realistically, you'll probably get sicker. Who knows? Find out the hard way.

"What, you're telling me you're not gonna drink cause you have a little cough? Come on, man, tickle the fish!"

by Underground Boy March 4, 2008

Watch the Fish

v. The act of expecting something spectacular to happen only to have a very disapointing and lousy result. It was first said by Homer Simspon while showing his family is "anti-bulglar device" that involved a lot of string and a fish in a bowl. "Watch the fish, Marge. Watch the fish" were Homer's words just before the bulglar went through the mail slot and stole the fish, thus providing a disapointing climax.

My friend wanted to show me this trick on his skateboard but he just ended up making me watch the fish.

by Poet X December 28, 2005

fileting the fish

a code term girls use at pool parties to say, "Your tampon string is hanging out of your bathing suit."

Lauren: Alexa, you are fileting the fish.
Alexa: OMG! Am I really? =
Lauren: Yeaaa. go to the bathroom.

by Alexaa=] July 16, 2007

Jerry the Fish

Is an amazing goldfish that people tend talk about for some odd reason. Jerry the Fish s sometimes pronounced Jerry the Fesh. Jerry the Fesh is better than most people and other animals. If you have a pet named Jerry the Fish people might scream "Fesh!" at you. Jerry the Fish is mysterious and has killed other Goldfish. Jerry the Fish does not need people to feed him to live. Jerry the Fish is the best fesh.

Guy 1: I have a pet named Jerry the Fish!

Guy 2: Fesh!

by Epslion April 20, 2018