whitewashing the ceiling 

Whitewashing the ceiling is to jack-off or wank so vigorously that the cum shoots to the ceiling, thereby ‘Whitewashing’ it.

I had such a great wank last night that I ended up whitewashing the ceiling. Whitewash,wank,Jack-off

whitewashing the ceiling by Steve in Crete May 29, 2018

burning on the ceiling 

What happens when some idiot makes a deal with a demon, and you love someone who died

When I went back to visit the Winchesters, I found Mary burning on the ceiling

burning on the ceiling by Xaranda February 16, 2017

going towards the ceiling 

sooner or later, the shits gonna hit the fan.

Person One: "You know Jimmy?"
Person Two: "Yeah, the guy who lost his family in a fire and is crazily depressed?"
Person One: "Well now he lost his job and his only remaining possession is a shotgun."
Person Two: "That's going towards the ceiling."

going towards the ceiling by Tammy McShammerson May 22, 2010

Sex on the ceiling 

Any and all things "fucked up" beyond recognition; anything fucked up and out of place; just plain wrong

After Michael Vick's game against the Packers sports analysts could only describe his performace as "sex on the ceiling" .

Sex on the ceiling by DMR0369 January 20, 2011

painting the ceiling 

Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place

I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling

painting the ceiling by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017

Breaking the Ceiling 

When an author appears in their own work of fiction and interacts with the characters they’ve created.

The phrase is a nod to “Breaking the Fourth Wall”, wherein characters acknowledge the fact that there is an audience/that they are in a work of fiction. (Famous example: Deadpool)

See also: metafiction

Dude 1: Do you ever read Pearls Before Swine?
Dude 2: Yes! I love how he’s always breaking the ceiling in that strip.

Breaking the Ceiling by Prof K1792 February 22, 2019

Words are burning on the ceiling 

When your words go to your bad memories

Everyone is tired of hearing my feelings

Now my words are burning on the ceiling

Words are burning on the ceiling by Hdhbvucxkv September 18, 2019