thanksgiving clap back

Comebacks for when your family is interrogating you during holiday get togethers

Aunt: "Shouldn't you be outside with the kids?"
Me: "Shouldn't you be raising yours?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

Aunt: "When are you going to get a real job?"
Me: " When are you going to get some real eyebrows?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

by Welcometotheblavkparade March 4, 2016

Thanksfucking

Avoiding going to your parents home for Thanksgiving beacuse they are all insane morons and instead staying in and fucking the shit out of your girlfriend

"Sorry Mom, can't make home for Thanksgiving. Im staying in for Thanksfucking!"

by Cottage Guy September 27, 2011

Thankshallowmas

A post-modern holiday created in 2004 by Kathy Carey of Chicago. It combines the best traditions of Thanksgiving (meal), Halloween (candy, costumes, decorations) and Christmas (presents, decorations). Thankshallowmas traditionally takes place on the first Saturday following Halloween. It also exempts Kathy's in-laws from any further holiday celebrations with her family, which makes it all worth it.

Dude! I got that sweet lego set from Grandma for Thankshallowmas!

by |||gp||| November 5, 2011

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Something I see after I send a definition to UD.

"Thanks! We've sent you an email, but we need to make sure your email works. Click the link in your email and your entry will be reviewed soon."

Oh.

by Thanks! We've sent you an em April 4, 2013

Thanksgrieving

Thanksgrieving (Thenks-greeve-ing): when you spend Thanksgiving mourning your family situation instead of being thankful.

1. I was Thanksgrieving after my weird third cousin brought politics to the Thanksgiving dinner table.
2. We spent the day Thanksgrieving after our entire extended family ditched us.

by I stole your girl November 26, 2017

thanks covid

A sarcastic, empty fuck you to changes caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.

I was planning on going to Europe for Christmas, but now I can’t leave the country, Thanks COVID.

by SugarShane2787 October 15, 2020

Thanks, and have fun

Random Crits are fair and balanced

Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at [e-mail], and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!

by GabeN Ewell January 19, 2021