Thank you Captain Obvious

A phrase said to a dumbass who answers a rhetorical question or states the obvious.

Guy: Where did he come from?
Dumbass: His mother.

by pickledfebruary May 21, 2005

Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.

Self-appointed authority to make someone annoying go away. Gleaned from a similar phrase used by the cool "Bailiff Byrd" from the "Judge Judy" show.

Girl: What are you doing? Does this make me look fat? Can I bitch at you about all my girlfriends that I hate? Are you gonna just lie there all day and watch TV? Wanna go to the mall?

Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.

by Loudin Obnoxious August 12, 2008

Thank u next

When you breaking up with your girlfriend cause your bored. you say thank u next to show you moved on

Hehehe👍🏻👍🏻

We’re done, THANK U NEXT

by Ari-biggest fan March 28, 2019

Thank U Next

Showing no remorse to the old you or past love life and moving forward. period

At the end of Ariana Grande’s new video for her lastest single, “Thank U, Next” Kris Jenner says at the end, “tHaNk u nExT bItCh”

by erykaaa0804 December 15, 2018

thank you captain obvious

What you reply to someone who has just said something completely stupid and obvious.

Joe: Wow it sure is hot here in the desert huh?
Tom: Well thank you captain obvious...

by puje November 11, 2009

thank u, next

thank u, next is the 11th track off of her 5th studio album. It's about her ex's and how she grateful for all of them.
Big Sean: "Thought I'd end up with Sean but he wasn't a match"
Ricky Alvarez: "Wrote some songs about Ricky now i listen and laugh"
Pete Davidson: "Even almost got married and for Pete, I'm so thankful"
Mac Miller: Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Malcolm 'cause he was an angel

friend: have you heard ariana grande' s new song?
me: yes. thank u, next

by ƃuᴉɯoɔ sᴉ ʇɥƃᴉl ǝɥʇ November 8, 2018

Thank the thank

a reciprocation of thanks. thanking the thanker, for the thank just received.

also known as "Thanking the thank".

Hey, thanks for all of your help with the yard work!

--Reply--
No no no, thank you.. ;)

One may thank the thank for ulterior purposes..
An innocent, yet bold move in the world of MILFs and MILF Hunting. A polite power move to promote intimacy and hidden agendas.

by MrStealUrGirlGC September 3, 2011