Testosticross

(test-OSS-ih-cross) v. The movie moment when every man in the theater crosses his legs and moans, right after someone's groin has been pummelled onscreen.

"Oh! DUDE! That was the worst testosticross moment EVAR!"

by Cynthia E. Jones January 4, 2006

Titistics

The measurements of a females chest.

Alberto: I'm dating this new chick.
Dave: What's her titistics?
Alberto: 36D.
Dave: Sweet. What was that last girls titistics?
Alberto: 32A.
Dave: Yikes.

by dafojr August 3, 2012

Textitis

A common sickness in which the sufferer will absolutely not text someone no matter how much they want to. It is usually caused by this person being afraid of what the response will be (usually from someone of the opposite sex).

Common excuses of the sufferer include but are not limited to: 'she is probably asleep', 'i'll text her later', 'i don't want to seem desperate', etc...

The most effective remedy for Textitis is to simply 'grow a pair'.

The most common effect of Textitis is extreme regret, low self-esteem, loneliness, and self-hatred.

"Dude, are you going to text her back or not?"
"No, I dont want to wake her up."
"Man, I think you have textitis."
"You're probably right. I dont know how to get rid of it though."
"The most effective treatment is to grow a pair. Or you can even purchase an artificial pair. I know a guy."

by freddy8289 March 2, 2010

textmestic

When you're engaged in a domestic type argument with your significant other using text messaging.

Wow, that was a knock-down-drag-out textmestic. I thought someone would've applied for a textstraining order already.

by Matt638 January 11, 2009

texmestic

a domestic/fight with your significant other that takes place solely over text messaging

I couldn't even have fun at the strip club last night cuz my girl was so pissed I went we had a texmestic the whole time I was there

by sunshine83 March 20, 2009

Techtistic

The condition of having techtism or the state of being technologically impared. Similar to Techtarded

Bob: "I tried plugging that machine into my computer in order to add songs but it didn't work.."

Jim: "Bob, thats a toaster. You really are Techtistic"

by (-slimTHUG-) March 19, 2010

Texticicle

When, either through necessity (about to catch a bus/train/tram/unicycle etc), inertia, or unadulterated loathing of the subject, someone engaged in the act of texting sends a message of the most abrupt nature, thus giving the appearance of being cold, neutral, detached. Particularly problematic in the case of emoticons which fail to convey the full gravitas of proceedings.

"I feel suicidal and I just want the pain to stop"

":("

"Woah, way to texticicle me"

"sos :("

by GeorginaImogen October 27, 2010