Premature Textulation

When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.

"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"

"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"

by AMchickentitsPU May 11, 2010

textationship

a relationship based solely on texting. No phone conversations ever take place other than brief one sentence statements such as "I'm here, open the gate".

Wow, Lauren and Jason need to get out of their textationship!

by Max Cash October 2, 2007

tempcation

A temporary layoff from your job. So the state pays you to stay home.
Combines 'vacation'with 'temporary'.

I need to fire up my DVR to help get through my tempcation

by chargerjim May 11, 2009

lost in textation

The awkward part of texting where the context of a conversation is lost without vocal and facial aid. What would normally be a joke or sarcastic comment comes off as an insult.

He got really mad at me so I guess he didn't get the joke. t was definitely lost in textation.

by Steve J August 23, 2014

damnation temptation

To practically curse the fact you want to do something badly. However, if you prolly do your temptation you will regret it like crazy later.

DAMNATION TEMPTATION!!!!

I can't beleive my Girlfriend found out I cheated on here with Paris Hilton!!!!
As if I had a choice, shes friggen hawt dood!

by Pat Back December 14, 2006

lost in textlation

This is when a text message was sent meaning one thing, but was misinterpreted by the recipient either because they couldn't hear the intonation in the senders voice, didn't realize it was meant jokingly and/or sarcastically, or, any other misinterpretation of the text message senders true and original meaning.

"Dude, I was definitely joking when I said your Mom was at my house. I can't believe you got mad. It was just "lost in textlation."

by Pot4Scott November 17, 2014

Textsation

When two people are texting back and forth about an important topic of conversation. Something you should/could call the person about. It involves over 160 character texts and multiple texts.

Text 1: I think we should break up
Text 2: We are not having this textsation right now.

Other: Breaking up, dating, sex, global warming, etc.

by Alyssa James March 9, 2009