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Standardized Tests

The great enslaver. They bind the souls of man into a vast and uniform grid devoid of reality, of existence, of meaning. The tests are the infernal spawn of the infernal spawn of evil- they take education and crush it down into bubbles, which they further crush into your poor mind. So called "educators," make the children take the ACTs, SATs, etc. only to harness what was good in their life and crush it away. The tests have no purpose but to destroy, to conquer, to cause anguish to the wretched and miserable test-takers. They reify all that is bad, wrong, evil, disgusting, putrescent, and filthy. There is no moral harm greater than being forced to take a standardized test.
Jim had to take standardized tests. Rather than complete it he stabbed his pencil through his throat and watched the blood gush out on to the neat answer sheet, filling in the ovals with the red pain they cause for humanity. Jim died.
by The Wisest One of All Time October 11, 2009
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Mad Tested.

When you tell your significant other you did something that you're thinking of doing soon but haven't actually done yet so you can see exactly how mad they will get when you actually do it. Should they get REALLY mad you pretend it was a joke and don't do it.
Mad Tested. = Dude I totally Mad Tested my girlfriend last night and she wasn't all that mad so I'm going to skip that boring thing with her and her family this weekend and meet you at the bar instead.
by Monstopher March 7, 2013
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Penetration tester

A worker who attempts to exploit a venerability in a corporate network.
Person 1: I just got hired on at RIM!!
Person 2: So you just got a RIM Job??
Person 1: YES...and I got a pretty cool position too
Person 2: O'rly? (go/orly)
Person 1: Penetration Tester
Person 2: So let me get this straight...your a penetration tester at your RIM Job??
Person 1: Yes sir..
by Bigg Jimmy B May 21, 2009
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AP Tests

Designed to test the knowledge you have accumulated over the entire year in the specific Advanced Placement course. A waste of time, and drains you of all energy and life.
Sarah: "Oh My God. These AP Tests are going to be the death of me."
Rachel: "I know. I've gotten ten review books and STILL nothing helps. MY BRAIN WON'T PROCESS!!!!"
by lizzzzzzzzzzz May 20, 2008
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Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.
What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.
by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011
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Tugs at my testees

(v) When an action irritates the fuck out of you.
Do you know what really tugs at my testees?

When people leave their two pieces of junk in the overflow lot.

Godammit, Karen.
by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020
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gear tester

A ski bro, who will objectively ski almost anything for beer, food, and lodging.

One who will dance all night
After attacking the Christmas tree, shaggy a classic gear tester, returned to the couch.
by Dr shadow March 9, 2020
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