Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
by M.Hessler May 4, 2015
Get the Breasties before Testes mug.Tastee has one of 3 (three) definitions, and all are applicable depending on your specific situation.
1. If you're a female, a Tastee is another female friend that is particularly down for anything. She is one of your most fun, care-free and spontaneous friends.
2. When out in a public place, a Tastee can be an attractive individual of the opposite sex (or same sex, depending on what you're into) across the bar.
3. As this is the most commonly used version of the term, this is the definition people use to describe someone they are consistently hooking up with but not officially dating. After an introduction of "Tastee", it's then universally known by everyone that you're together, but not "together". If the relationship progresses even further to an exclusive dating relationship, that person is no longer a Tastee, but rather a girlfriend/boyfriend. As current dating trends show people are seeing each other more casually, this term is perfect for describing a relationship in its infancy without putting pressure on it.
1. If you're a female, a Tastee is another female friend that is particularly down for anything. She is one of your most fun, care-free and spontaneous friends.
2. When out in a public place, a Tastee can be an attractive individual of the opposite sex (or same sex, depending on what you're into) across the bar.
3. As this is the most commonly used version of the term, this is the definition people use to describe someone they are consistently hooking up with but not officially dating. After an introduction of "Tastee", it's then universally known by everyone that you're together, but not "together". If the relationship progresses even further to an exclusive dating relationship, that person is no longer a Tastee, but rather a girlfriend/boyfriend. As current dating trends show people are seeing each other more casually, this term is perfect for describing a relationship in its infancy without putting pressure on it.
Definition 1: "Hey Tastee... I know it's 2 a.m., but do you want to go to the strip club?" "Fuck yeah!"
Definition 2: "Hey, LJ, look at that Tastee across the bar over there." "Oh, yeah, he is pretty Tastee."
Definition 3: "Hey, everyone, this is my Tastee, LJ. We started hanging out 3 weeks ago."
Definition 2: "Hey, LJ, look at that Tastee across the bar over there." "Oh, yeah, he is pretty Tastee."
Definition 3: "Hey, everyone, this is my Tastee, LJ. We started hanging out 3 weeks ago."
by Tastee J June 12, 2013
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Behaving crazed or unreasonably because of excessive levels of testosterone. Over reacting in an angry or jealous way.
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When one experiences a taste so amazing, it is comparable to a moment of extreme sexual pleasure.
When one experiences a taste so amazing, it is comparable to a moment of extreme sexual pleasure.
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