testimoanial

A praising report of how wonderful a "noisy" sexual encounter was with someone.

I'd like to give a rousing testimoanial for Brandon --- that dude totally knows how to pleasure a woman!

by QuacksO October 13, 2018

testimoany

Exaggerated /overly-dramatic court-statements given by one or more somewhat-less-than-honest "witnesses", and which they heavily embellish with lots of whiny wheezes and crocodile-tears-drenched sighs.

Unfortunately, this strategy can actually be surprisingly effective in convincing a judge/jury of a defendant's guilt, especially if the "witness" is female --- last I heard, there are untold multitudes of totally-innocent men in prison right now --- some even on death row --- who are there merely because of the lying testimoany of some attention-seeking/money-hungry b***h and a few of her equally-conscience-impaired hussy-cronies!

by QuacksO December 25, 2018

testimony payments

Regularly-doled-out amounts of cash paid to someone as reimbursement for his "cooperative" court-related actions, either for his providing false/exaggerated trial-statements to make the cases run in favor of the "benefactor", or as "hush money" to KEEP the person FROM testifying AGAINST his "benefactor".

A couple months ago I was a witness to a shoplifting where the police were called, so I secretly spoke with the thieves and offered to keep quiet about what I'd seen if they would each slip me fifty bucks a month for the next three years. They willingly agreed, but as of now I have yet to receive one red cent of my promised testimony payments.

by QuacksO December 25, 2018

testimoney

Refers to one or more cash-bribes paid to someone who is willing to lie in court on behalf of his/her "benefactor", either to get said cash-flasher off the hook for a crime that he did indeed commit, or to wrongfully convict someone else who either is completely innocent or could not have been expected to behave differently from how he acted (i.e, he has a physical/mental disability, he'd had no idea whatsoever that he was doing other than what was acceptable, there were extenuating circumstances and/or there was "more to the story" than the plaintiffs were letting on, etc.).

If you are sufficiently attractive and/or possess a sufficiently-convincing manner, you may not need to seek "regular" employment --- you may be able to subsist very comfortably on the testimoney of others who need a "vindicating/corroborating witness".

by QuacksO December 26, 2018

tesimale

Top class people that like to have fun and be out doors. If they are looking for love they usually find it with top of the class students and star athletes. Tesimale’s love their white lovers, they go with the basics like Johnson’s or Smiths

Did you see Tesimale go on a drive with that smith boy, they are totally in love

by Jake friendly April 16, 2021

Tevlim Hpesoj

This corrupt human/puppeteer that has voices that help him but is a mixture of satin and god. Can control fire and where’s a dollar store hockey mask with grey tears. They love Halloween and dresses up almost the same thing.

“I saw a Tevlim Hpesoj in my neighborhood”

by JoeyHinya2 September 17, 2021

Taslim

Taslim is a very funny girl with a very big heart, you will want to be her friend from the first moment you see her. She looks like she's going to hit you with her gaze, but she's a pure soul. We can say that she likes strange boys, but what we can’t do anything to solve that …

“Taslim I love you” said by an algerian boy

“Taslim why are u so weird..”

by Jshsuaiaisudbe November 21, 2021