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telethon

a televised donor call-in event wherein the sponsors keep 75% of the proceeds to line their own pockets, 20% is allocated for administrative costs, and the remaining 5% is given to the charity in question
Dude, I don't have cable and there's nothing on network TV tonight except this fuckin' telethon.
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
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telephone toughguy

A person who will talk shit over the phone (or any means of communication) only because they have no fear of actually having to fight the person on the other end or ever back up their words.
My ex girlfriend got a telephone toughguy that won't leave me alone, I'm gonna fuck him up if I ever find out who it is.
by Gamblar December 9, 2008
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telephone gangster

a person who puts up a front, lies, or pretends like they are a gangster (hard, tough, a real bad ass) while on the phone but, is truthfully a sorry ass coward full of shit, to scary to fight.
Why that weak ass bitch didn't do shit when she saw me cause, the tramp ain't nothing but a telephone gangster.
by the baddest bitches March 12, 2010
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Telephone Tough-Guy

1. A person who has very mean and ruthless tones over the telephone.

2. One who exhibits characteristics of being a hardass over the telephone with any real muscle to back up their talk. Also makes threats over the phone with no intention of following though with them.
John: "Hey, you better quit fucking around with my sister or else..."

Jim: "Or else what?"

John: "I'm gonna break your legs and gouge out your eyes, fucker."

Jim: "Whatever, you're just a big pussy telephone tough-guy."
by Antonino G. July 5, 2009
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talking to Ralph on the white telephone

Vomiting most profusely.
Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.
by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005
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teleprosy

Function: Noun
Etymology: Greek tele- "far"; lepra from leops "a scale," related to lepein "to peel," from lopos "a peel".
1.)a chronic infectious disease of the mind transmitted from one person to another by verbal or extrasensory means caused by a psychobacterium (psychobacterium leprae) affecting especially the cerebrum and logic centers of the brain and characterized by incessant and audible extrusion of stupid bullshit and accompanied by loss of rational thought with eventual mental paralysis and idiocy -- called also Dixie Chick's disease.
2.) Not-smartness spread by talking.
His words completely drowned out the dying screams of my brain cells as they succombed enmasse to his virulent strain of teleprosy.
by Matthew Heflin August 20, 2007
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dialing the pink telephone

my wife was always dialing the pink telephone, citing my shortcomings
by bungcork June 15, 2009
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