Telepathetic

When you complete a telepathic act poorly.

A: I tried to pickup my coffee cup without touching it.
B: How'd it go.
A: All I managed to do is knock it off the bench.

B: Well i guess it just telepathetic.
A & B: yeeeeeeeahhhh

by jibelatto October 21, 2017

telepathetic

Tele - at a distance
pathetic - of a sadness, gaining pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness

We both came to the same sad conclusion at the same time. And both texted we were telepathetic.

by CarlosRicochet! March 27, 2019

Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding

stunt purses at sketch pads

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps

and Prozac Shufflers

dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.

by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

Telepathetic

When you say something's in the future that's so obvious that there was no need of saying it

Saturday: "bro it's Sunday in 24 hours." "No shit. Your so telepathetic."

by Alfie cr matthews February 02, 2024

Telepathetic

When you make a prediction that is so stupid there is no need to say it

(Time 3:59) "bro it's going to be 4:00 in one minute!" "No shit your so telepathetic

by Alfie Matthews November 20, 2023