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telegraph pole

someone as tall as that!
matthew tsang is a telegraph pole =)
by mootmootmoot =DDDD January 29, 2005
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BUSH TELEGRAPH WIRE

anybody that communicates via bush telegraph wire is a conor there for a fucking cunt face you should never ever trust with anything EVER.
by meetjoeblack October 21, 2010
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Irish Telegraph

How Irish tell each other they are pregnant: drinking less.
Maureen, You're on tha wagon, are ye? I know an Irish telegraph when I receive one, you flapper!
by moreff November 7, 2011
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Telegram

Exactly what KKito said. However, while Telegram may seem like an instant messaging platform, it is more often used as a resource hub for valuable stuff pertaining to a specific niche. It is a bit like Microsoft Teams where you can upload files and it shows up inside a file tab, and everyone within the group can download the files.

When you join any Telegram group, the first place you should check is the group's Files tab. Who knows what sort of treasure you can find in there.
1) Christopher joined a random telegram group and found rare copies of celeb nudes from The Fappening
2) Charles joined a telegram group pertaining to Wii games and found a bunch of rare Wii ROMs in its files tab
3) Jesse joined many telegram groups but never talked in any of them. He was mostly there for the miscellaneous files/software that various users uploaded.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 7, 2022
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Colombian Telegram

Calling a hookup the morning after to meet over coffee to discuss things.
I can't believe he gave me a Colombian Telegram after our one night stand.
by Jamaican Morse Cose February 17, 2014
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Rocky Bhai (Telegram)

Straight, Bi, Homo or Shy
Everyone wants to sleep with stud Rocky Bhai.

The most desired man on Telegram.

Everyone wants a share of him. Everyone wants to taste him.

Most dangerous person on Telegram.
Ufff, Rocky Bhai (Telegram)! Help me resist myself dear stud! 👄💋
by RockyBhai_TG October 13, 2022
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Trauma from Telegram App

The specific paranoia and operational stress associated with the encrypted, channel-based messaging app favored for everything from niche fan clubs to, well, darker stuff. The trauma comes from the sheer velocity of information in massive channels (thousands of unread messages inducing anxiety), the constant low-grade fear of being in a group that might get raided or banned, and the whiplash between innocent sticker packs and stumbling into ideological rabbit holes with no content moderation. The app feels like a series of backrooms—some cozy, some deeply unsettling—and exiting one just leads to another.
Example: "He joined a Telegram channel for vintage synthesizer repairs. Two weeks later, after a labyrinth of forwarded messages and linked channels, he was seeing conspiracy theories about 5G and music theory. His trauma from the Telegram app is the feeling that no community is ever just about what it says it's about." Trauma from Telegram App
by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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