Tebowing

To become the spokesman for a hate group that's one set of bedsheets away from a klan rally.

Mike: Hey, who's this Tim Tebow guy?

Joe: He's this quarterback who can only throw to receivers' knees and went on national television to show how much he hates women and gays.

Mike: Ohhh. Okay, now I understand 'tebowing.'

by truthbealiar October 30, 2011

Tebowing

To Tebow is "to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different."

Herbie started to Tebowing to score big at the party.

by ShadyHerb October 29, 2011

Tebowing

In the game Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3, when dickless no good noobs camp in corners, or behind various objects that include and are not limited to crates, cars, bushes, trees, rocks, and doors in a crouched position similar to the one Tim Tebow preforms after a win. Made famous by the NYfC clan on the Playstation version of the game.

Man I went 3 and 13 last match. Yeah its because all of the assholes on the other team were tebowing in corners.

by Life_of_Sin_ NYfC January 17, 2012

Tebowing

Quitting an online game of Madden right after taking a knee when you are about to win, giving yourself the loss. Send your worthy opponent and kind message of "Tebowing"

I was winning 28-17 vs this guy online with ten seconds left, so I did the proper thing and took a knee and quit. I lost, but he knew I was Tebowing.

by dcpetterson November 20, 2011

Tebowing

(gerund) The act of going down on one knee in order to suck God's cock.

Timmy explained, "I'm not praying. In the Gospels, Mark 5:6 clearly says not to pray in public. I'm actually Tebowing. It makes me feel warm inside."

by GreatWhitePope January 30, 2012

Tebowing

Assuming Tim Tebow's post-touchdown prayer posture in order to mock the patriarchal system of (a) male resource control, (b) male competition to the point of war and killing to obtain resources rather than being productive (football being a game symbolizing this - and actually representing this in player salaries), (c) male narcissism and pseudo-omnipotence and control represented by a male deity (i.e "God") and (d) female submission and dissociation (except in the home where mother authoritarianism sometimes occurs).

He wanted to have a modern marriage where he would be paid fairly, have a healthy connection with his wife (including a good sex life with her), and have the time to be a good dad to his children so he did some Tebowing to mock the patriarchal system (and those who are tools in it, like Tim Tebow) and show his objection to it.

by Denverite2 December 29, 2011

toboozing

The act of getting drunk before/while tobogganing.

Maggie-"Whenever she says 'pussy', I feel really uncomfortable." (toboozing)

by Maggie McLennan eats children March 7, 2007