tearney

a person who is so smart and sooo funny. no is like her and this is a uncomon name but when used it stands for a fucking sexy beast!!!!! also means coolest person on earth and a gooooooddd soul mate

tearney is a sexyy woman that you find in a deep sea like a mermaid.

by henry the 4th November 24, 2011

tearjerker moment

when something makes you so happy you can't help but jerk off while you cry tears of joy

ron swanson had a tearjerker moment when he visited the grand canyon. his tears and his seed fell into the heart of the colorado river below.

by taineekewbinpeenus December 11, 2014

Tearjerking

To tearjerk

tearjerking: to tearjerk, masturbate whilst crying.

by Backlit Villain October 16, 2008

tearjerkin

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly when drunk on Valentines Day.

After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.

by Chinese Mike January 10, 2009

teaflex

The automatic positive response to an offer of a cup of tea.

Person 1: "Would you like a cup o..?"
Person 2 *interjecting*: Yes!
Person 1: That's a powerful teaflex you have there.

by SCÜD June 13, 2011

tarlesha

Tarlesha is a gorgeous, caring and takes no shit from anyone person.she is loved by her friends but hated from jealous people. Tarlesha always over thinks and always doubts herself. She becomes attached easily and wants to just be loved.

Look how pretty tarlesha looks!

by No lies ain't be told February 26, 2019

Teasley

A gorgeous woman with a beautifully uncommon name. She is so sweet and caring. While she can get on your nerves she always means well. She deserves the world and is amazing.

"There isnt a girl better then this one!"
"Then you have never met a Teasley."

by William Moore 78 July 21, 2019