pork tease

It's in the hood! As proclaimed by Willa on the infamous Family Feud 'pork episode.'

Name something that follows the word pork...
Pork tease!

by Lil Keep-a-Shank June 3, 2017

Teasered

(Derived from the word: Tasered)
1)V. (past-tense) When you get lead-on (teased) by someone you like for a while then they drop the bomp on you that they were just playing and it fucking hurts like hell.

Example:
Dude: So how'd it go with that chick?
Victim of Teasering: Man, she teasered me last night. I can't believe it!

by Elysium9 December 23, 2008

teamed

The enjoyable experience of receiving hand or oral sexual satisfaction during active participation of an online meeting.

Did you see Carly’s face halfway in during Monday morning’s meeting?
Yeah, I reckon she was getting well teamed under her desk!

by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

S Tease D

The disease-like condition when you start gaining romantic feelings for a tease (typically women) who openly flirts with everyone for his/her own personal benefit (AKA, an attention whore). S Tease D's can be very serious and can last for days or even years. There is no cure for an S Tease D but there are treatments. Treatments include strip club patronizing, booty calls, introductions and conversations with new prospecting individuals, and social avoidance of the infecting party.

I don't know why anybody would want to go out with her. She only gives guys S tease D's.

by Mr. Carr August 13, 2009

Fanny Tease

a guy that leads a girl to believe that he's going to have sex with her, then doesnt. or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let her have it

Tough luck girl, that guy is just a frigid fanny teaser...

by randompersontalkingtokingsley July 24, 2009

shit tease

When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.

steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)

by thecatan August 5, 2012

Floor-tease

When you take the elevator and it stops at a floor before your destination but nobody is waiting.

Worker #1:" I hate it when the elevator stops at a floor and nobody is there!"
Worker #2:" Yeah man, I feel your pain, I hate floor-teases too"

by Ti-Charles September 30, 2012