pitch a tent

To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.

Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"

by Nick D May 18, 2004

Tent Stuff

When you and another person are a sharing a tent while camping and decide, "Fuck it, we're both here. Might as well!" and hook-up in the great outdoors.

You: So it's just the two of us out here, huh?
Friend: Yeah, you wanna do some tent stuff?
You: Hell yes I do!
*start making out*

by androgynoushoespanker November 23, 2014

Fap tent

a tent made with blankets and sticks with tissues inside, for when you have to rub one out or fap in your own little tent with your faptop.

"Jamal get out my fap tent its my turn."
"Tyrone you nigga did you use all the tissues in my fap tent?"
"Son get out of your fap tent time for dinner."
" I have to poop but i cant leave the fap tent."

by FapMan March 20, 2012

tent picture

A picture of a guys hard dick inside his underwear making it look like a tent

Friend 1: Hey did you hear about Jacob sending Sarah tent pictures!!
Friend 2: no way!

by ElGatotron January 25, 2023

Tentman

-noun
1. A member of the female gender.
2. The image of a woman on a bathroom stall sign who has had part of her dress scratched out, causing her bottom half to resemble a tent.
3. A male who exhibits feminine qualities.
4. A male who is whipped or takes orders from his significant other.
5. A gentleman with the unfortunate job of constructing/shipping tents.

Get back into the kitchen, tentman! There's a clock on the stove!

by Gentleman Davy Roberts January 5, 2011

fart tent

The process of farting underneath the blanket, creating a tent, and sniffing away

Man, i drank some milk the other night and made one hell of a fart tent afterwards.

by Sennix October 29, 2006

tentaquil

Born on /vp/, tentaquil is the only Pokemon that's actually cool. He's da shit. He even owns his own game, called "Pokemon tentaquil".

Dex Entry: tentaquil is the best pokemon in ever. he will beat everything up. he is a good one.

Base Stats: 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100.
Typing: Bug/Psychic.
Ability: Immunity.
Since it gets Sketch by leveling up, it can learn all moves.

Person 1: its a tentaquil

Person 2: zOMG tentaquil! hes da shit!!

Person 1: yeah da shit man he kills the world!

by ErrorPwnage October 18, 2011