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Joshin' Your Taders

Bob: Dude I fucked your sister last night
Jack: What?!
Bob: Ha just joshin' your taders
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Tander

Someone who did something wrong by accident; or rather, someone who had good intentions but ended up messing up terribly. This word is derived from Henry Tandey; a British soldier who, during the first world war, stumbled upon a German soldier, wounded and helpless. Tandey simply could not bring himself to just shoot this wounded man in cold blood, and so he refused to shoot him, thinking it was an act of kindness, thus sparing the life of 29 year-old lance corporal Adolf Hitler. In summary; had Henry just shot Hitler, he'd probably had just saved over six million lives, plus the 11 million that would die as a result of the second world war (That was nearly 1% of the world's population at the time).

Because the tander does not know that their good intentions are the shit that will hit the fan, they are technically innocent; depending on how one is to view the situation, of course.

Famous examples of tanders include: Henry Tandey, Qui-Gon Jinn, Alfred Nobel, and whoever cooked the bat soup.
Tashira: Why is this town so divided? I wish everyone would stop fighting and hating each-other!
Ellen: It's all Mike's fault! He started all this by writing that weird E-mail!
Cindy: Nah; Mike's a tander; he couldn't possibly have predicted this.
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A slang term for the special ed bus that is shorter than a normal school bus.
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Tayler

She's fucking extraordionary!! She's the dopest girl you will ever meet, so serious. She's beautiful, brown hair, blue eyes, extremely sexy body, great features. hella down to earth, outgoing, cute, funny, energetic girl. She loves to party, and go places with her homies. She has the most originally unique style. Her passion is photography and she loves music and art. She be stuntin' on the bitches in Sacramento. She doesnt depend on or trust many people, but the people she does trust mean the world to her. She always keeps her pinky promises. Shes the type of girl you can tell you secrets to, smoke a blunt and go to hyphy partys with, or do nothing and shes still cool as hell. She's so real and will tell you how it is straight up, never fronts, always blunt. JUST SERIOUSLY THE GREATEST GIRL EVER, i should get a reward. :D
Guy1: Damn, Tayler is looking hella fine.

Guy2: I know bruh, shes literally the coolest sexiest girl i know.

Guy3: I wish my girl was like Tayler!

Jealous Girls In Corner: *talking shit*
by Middlename-English June 1, 2018
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Tayler

Tayler’s have curly brown hair and hazel eyes with long eyelashes. Full but not too full lips and a perfect nose. They are often into music and drama and very feminine. They are known as worriers and can get very emotionaly connected with someone without trying to which makes break ups incredibly hard. Tayler’s are genuinely gorgeous and nice unless they are in a bad mood. Even if sometimes she comes of as a bitch, don’t worry she feels remorse for the rest of the day.
Look at Tayler, why haven’t I noticed her before!
by Princessgalpal October 22, 2018
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Tayler

She is an amazing friend and will do anything for the ones she loves. She will be your ride or die no matter what the scenario is. She will make you laugh nonstop for hours over nothing. She often is insecure of herself even though lots find her beautiful no matter if you tell her this she’ll still think she’s ugly. She struggles with boys and never thinks anything will work out even though she is found to be very loyal. If you get a tayler be cautious what you say to her because she will take it to heart. Just know she will always love and care about you no matter any problem. You want a tayler in your life.
Omg I love tayler””she’s so funny
by Doctorseus February 28, 2019
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Tayler

A girl that everyone will love or hate. Most people love her because she is super chill and will be friends with anyone and is very welcoming. She seems to always be smiling and laughing which lights up the room. Some people hate her because she’s nice to everyone and they are jealous
??: omg have you met Tayler she is super sweet.

??: yeah like omg and she’s so pretty
??: oh who are you guys talking about?
??: Tayler
??: omg ew she’s so annoying I hate her
by Picklerick!! August 13, 2019
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