Twatted

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,

1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."

by soozeh February 23, 2005

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Fucked up.

I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.

by beewtbc November 10, 2011

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tatter

tatter is a slang term meaning breasts.

oh my what lovely tatters you have

by nate marler April 26, 2009

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Tattered Windsock

The act of one male battering the anus of another's so that it resembles a tattered windsock.

George Michael left prison with his ass looking like a tattered windsock

by StevieK... November 6, 2010

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The phenomenon of forgetting how much it hurt to get a tattoo. In most cases, people remember the pain accurately at first and the memory changes gradually. People with severe tattesia may eventually come to believe that a very painful tattoo did not hurt at all but this usually takes several years.

During subsequent tattoos, some people may have a tattesia flashback and remember the pain of previous tattoos. If they get tattesia again, they will also forget this flashback.

Only occurs in some people and may not affect them after every tattoo. Unlikely to occur in people with high pain tolerance.

1. (two years after tattoo)
Mel: This tattoo didn't hurt at all!
Jess: You must have tattesia, because you cried the entire time!

2. I didn't realize how badly I had tattesia until I got this new tattoo! I had the worst tattesia flashback ever.

by cek September 25, 2012

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