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Tastes like dick

slang; exclaiming it "tastes like dick" compares said beverage or food to the "cheesey" rod found in a chav's paints; nasty, smelly, putrid, trying to immitate the other sexual beverages, but not living up to boasted reputation.
Just say that you've been given something to eat or drink by your homeslice and it tastes terrible or is just plain weak sauce;

Jay "Anything to drink up in this place"

Homeslice "Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle get ur laughing grear around this!"

Jay "Garr! Ohr that tastes like dick !!"
by home5lice August 4, 2007
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Tasneem

The sweetest girl you could ever meet, so selfless and would do anything for the people she loves. She’s the definition of BEAUTIFUL inside and out.
TASNEEMii If you’re reading this I love you.
by E.than March 15, 2022
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tastey

The misspelling of tasty by Will.i.am in the second single from Fergie's debut album, 'Fergalicious'.
T to the A to the S-T-E-Y, girl you tastey
by jacobjacobs October 29, 2006
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Phrase used to try and get someone to stop or not do something that you really do not find appropriate.
Boy, if you don't stop hitting your sister I am going to slap the taste out of your mouth.
by Gearls December 20, 2008
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taste fatigue

1. The feeling achieved when eating the same type of food for a period of time.
Though one may still be hungry, they do not want anymore of the given food.
1. Guy 1 "Man these Burger King Flavored Onion Rings are delicious. I just can't seem to finish them."

Guy 2 "Do you want some of my chocolate?

Guy 1 "Yeah, that should help off-set my taste fatigue."
by Andy Orem March 23, 2009
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Tastes like fruit loops

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.
Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"
by DJ Forresto January 23, 2011
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Vegans Taste Better

A saying referring to the hypothesis that the semen of vegan men tastes better than of meat/dairy-eating men.

It also refers to the idea that vegan women have better tasting vaginas than meat/dairy-eating women

There has been some research supporting this but most evidence is anecdotal.
I ate out this vegan chick last night and its true what they say; vegans taste better!
by brontosaurus666 February 26, 2011
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