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TARDIS

Time and Relative Dimensions in Space

The Doctor's time-traveling ship in which he/she (The Doctor usually takes the regeneration of males) travels with a usually female companion in the show Doctor Who on BBC.

It seems to have infinite rooms with the constant ability to change capacity with a simple switch of a lever or push of a button, as seen in the episode where the Eleventh Doctor makes Amy and Rory's bunk beds one bed and another where he deletes the swimming pool and the library in order to complete a vigorous task.

As Clara Oswald stated in 'The Snowmen,' it is 'smaller on the outside.'

It takes shape as a 1960's police call box, since the chameleon circuit is broken. It has a familiar whirring noise celebrated across the fandom.

The Doctor refers to the TARDIS as 'sexy' when he's alone, since it technically has no name. In 'The Doctor's Wife,' the TARDIS takes the form of a human girl, sacrificed by her 2 other peers to lure in The Doctor.
To the TARDIS!
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Turdius is a fancy boi who has descended from the turd gods
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TARDIS

“Time and relative dimension in space” - As named by The Doctor’s granddaughter Susan.

It is a time machine from the show ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴡʜᴏ. TT Capsule Mark 3.

The exterior and interior are in two separate dimensions which gives the effect that the interior is bigger than the outside.
“Time and relative dimension in space, or as I like to call it: TARDIS.”
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tardus

Latin for slow, slang for retarted.
Peter Cardi: "STFU Tardus"
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Tardist

one who has no socioeconomic class listing,
doesn't understand any philosophy, and constantly criticizes friends for using big words.

also,
someone who advocates tardism.
Nihilist:so thats pretty much nihilism for you.
Tardist:So what did bill nye have to do with that?

Tardist:I don't believe in ebolution.
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tardus extremus

An exceedingly dull-witted person; also "tardus-extremus."
Mike is a tardus extremus.
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TARDIS Twat

A TARDIS Twat refers to a short and petite female who just happens to have an unusually wide and abnormally deep vaginal cavity. TARDIS TWAT can also refer specifically to the vagina itself.

The word TARDIS originates from the BBC series, Dr. Who, where the TARDIS was a smallish looking box, the inside of which was enormous. This was due to a distortion of time and space.
"So I get her in the sack and start going at it, and I asked her 'Is it in yet?'. This TARDIS Twat was so big I couldn't even figure out if my pecker was in there. So I talked her into anal...which was much better."
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