Pocket Tanks

A game from Blitwise, where you choose 10 weapons, and then take turns trying to bomb each others' tanks by setting a weapon, power and angle. The Deluxe version comes with more weapons, and expansion packs for the Deluxe version are also available. The Basic version just has 30 weapons, but the Deluxe version has 60 weapons, 125 with all the expansion packs (There are seven expansion packs). The game was recently a fad in the schools of Delaware. For optimal gaming, turn off the in-game music, and put on either O-Zone's "Dragostea Din Tei", Danzel's "Pump It Up", Gwen Stefani's "What You Waiting For" (my choice), or Underworld's "Moaner".

Yesterday, I played my friend Roberto in Pocket Tanks, and he whooped my ass. I should play him with the wind options next time, see who's really hardcore.

by Hand Hanzo March 24, 2005

World of tanks blitz

The mobile version of World of Tanks (or WoT).
World of tanks blitz is available on mobile and steam, it is basically a smaller scale version of WoT without artillery (sky cancer). World of tanks blitz has much smaller maps, 7 v 7 which means a good player could change the outcome of the game, a physics engine that doesn't allow you to go upside down, not as much broken Russian tanks, has a noob friendly experience as there is little to no seal clubbing, has worse graphics (because it a mobile game) and is a very undemanding game.

The game is fun because its much faster paced than WoT or warthunder but has some pretty bad graphics when compared to these 2 games.

human: Im trying to get into world of tanks but i keep dying so quickly!
human 2: just try World of tanks blitz, its less complex

by skeletalchild November 18, 2019

stir the tanks

Performing a routine action with no expected ill effects that inadvertently causes ill effects due to compounding or unforeseen factors. A reference to the Apollo 13 mission when ground controllers asked Jack Swigert to "stir the tanks" which caused an explosion.

My turn to deploy? Dammit, guess I'll 'stir the tanks'.

by htpk August 29, 2016

World Of Tanks Blitz

A tanking game for PC, Android, and iOS. Crazy game where Wargaming gives tanks out of containers to Hog you money for shit tanks, when you shot a tank and and the bullet just disappears even though you see the bullet to hit the tank AKA ghost shells.

Meadsy69
Pantoufleee
Droodles Blitz
Anggael
Blitz With Muffin
WoTB Joe
World Of Tanks Blitz Official Channel

by ohhiiamsteveandimustfindshit October 9, 2021

Sperm tanks

the testicles where sperm is produced when are large or huge

-yesterday i saw my father naked in the bathroom, not much of a cock indeed but he's nuts are the size of golf balls!

-gross...you have a dad with sperm tanks!

by urpapi October 5, 2010

World of Tanks blitz

A mobile version of the PC game World of Tanks, in this game your aiming skills are dictated by a random number generator that regularly fucks your shots up especially when you're in a derp tank (tanks with a big cannon)
and no, Tiger 1 is still not invincible, grow tf up

it also has a wide variety of tanks (Premiums also, though i will appear below your bed and fuck you in the ass if you decide to buy high tier prems when you're just starting out)

"Duuuuude RNG keeps messing up my shots"
"L skill issue get good"
World of Tanks Blitz is a good game

by Obi Wankernobi April 1, 2022

Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls

Killer song by White Zombie done for the soundtrack to the Beavis and Butthead movie. The song is known for it's African/Industrial combo drum beat. Sadly this is the last song they made and released before they split in 1998.

I got grounded for breaking everything in the room rocking out to Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls by White Zombie

by Gaaraofthedamned January 20, 2011