Douche Tanker

When douche bag doesn't quite illustrate the magnitude of someone’s douche baggery.

1: Did you see Brian wearing 5 popped collars at once.
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!

by DakotaJay March 14, 2008

An Oil Tanker For You

1. To Gift Someone an Oil Taker

2. Dio's Famous OVA Quote An Oil Tanker For You.

1. Hey James Here's "An Oil Tanker For you."

2. An Oil Tanker For You.

by OraOraOraOraOra November 23, 2019

Oil tanker

A big fucking thing in the water. Not to be confused with whale. SEE Whale.

The oil tanker pulled into the harbor at Galveston, assuring a good healthy dose of American capitalist supremacy. Oil. It's what's for dinner.

by Noble Webster February 5, 2010

Texas Tanker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. Much like an upper decker, the texas tanker must be hard and cannot be the liquidy product of a long night of taco bell and misery. When the Texas Tanker sets sail, it can float without sinking giving off a horrid smell for days. The texas tanker should only be used on people who have wronged you in some way.

My boss really pisses me off, if we go to his house for a party ill have to let a texas tanker make a port call in his master bathroom.

by uscgnavigator February 4, 2014

Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

by Pete October 18, 2004

Poo Tanker

When a guy is getting a girl in the ass while also giving her a swirly in a toilet in which he just took a shit.

She loved that corn she was swallowing last night when I was giving her the poo tanker.

by The Wood25 December 19, 2010

Euro tanker

A term used in the space ship mmo eve-online. The term is a derogatory term describing a player who fits their ship with a high amount of ARMOR hit points with a remote rep. It is implied that a player who uses this tactic has no real skill in the game as far as management of modules and relies on the remote rep of allied members to keep them alive.

"We killed that euro tanked battleship so fast his euro tanking friends couldn't lock him in time to remote rep him"

"lets jump through this gate so these euro tankers that are trying to kill us are spread out and cant use their remote rep on each other."

"We killed that euro tanked battleship so fast his euro tanking friends couldn't lock him in time to remote rep him"

"lets jump through this gate so these euro tankers that are trying to kill us are spread out and cant use their remote rep on each other."

by ctttttttt August 3, 2009