tube

A water-pipe commonly referred to as a bong.
Often used by customers in glass shops because many shops are forced to not sell "bongs."

Tommy Chong associated the word "bong" with marijuana, so this has resulted in legal issues in some states. Tube was adopted as a more bong-like and shorter term than water-pipe.

"Let's rip tubes after class."

"Hey buddy, what are you looking for today?"- headshop employee
"A $300 bong"-customer
"You can't call it that. We don't sell bongs, only tubes/water-pipes."- employee

by truthin February 06, 2011

tubes

The hair on the hose of a man's penis.

I can't say that I always trim my pubes but on the weekends I make sure to shave my tubes.

by kovstar July 11, 2008

Tubeing

It is where you waste countless hours of your life searching for something good to watch.

I’m just going downstairs to do some tubeing.

by Quockey December 24, 2018

Tubes

Something awesome, great, amazing, etc

Yo, did you see that comic that just came out? That shit is the Tubes!

by ImDocHolliday November 26, 2019

Tube it.

As in "Google it," "Tube it" refers to look for something on YouTube.

#1: I'm looking for a demo on how to tie my shoelaces.

#2: Tube it. They've got everything on there.

by luapf May 11, 2010

tube

An asshead, a person who is hollow.

You are such a friggin tube, it hurts me.

by Pino March 31, 2003

tube

noun. Scottish. short for tube steak. a tube steak is penis on account of it being cylindrical in nature and made of meat.
used to refer to someone being a dick.

"So your boyfriend's a Hearts supporter? He must be a total tube steak."

by peebles76 August 20, 2009