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An abbreviation for TOtally Fucked Up, pronounced like the food tofu (toe-foo)
Bill: dude i cant beleive she left me 4 that fatass after 7 yrs.
Josh: Get over it bro, we all told u dat bitch was tofu
tofu by bill schloot April 25, 2006
Related Words
tofu Tofurkey Tofu Bacon tofuck tofuman TOFUU tofuy Tofubee Tofuey tofugget
Soybean Protien.
Usually comsumed by hippies, chicks with arm pit hair, health freaks, animal lovers, pain in the ass vegetarians, homos, mimes and loud mouthed celebrities who want to get there fat ugly heads on my TV.
Madonna says I have to eat tofu or baby seals will be slaughtered.

Tofu goes great with veal.
tofu by Joe Friday July 21, 2005
Woo! We're having tofu for dinner!
ToFu by GCG December 7, 2003
'Tofu' as used to describe a person. Tofu is a bland and tasteless food item on its own. It is only when you add it to a dish full of meats and vegetables that it takes on the flavoring of all its around and becomes something.
Tony joined a gym and now he's all in the meathead scene. Total tofu
Tofu by Mr_Andy June 27, 2013
The 2nd most elite pro-gamer of all time, second only to redknob who has legions of fan-bois everywhere and I could never be as good as him.

He is my hero!
Damn, tofu's skillz are l33t
tofu by Rissole October 12, 2004
synthetic, salt free, environmentally friendly buggers for liberals to eat.
" Is that tofu or did the elephant blow his nose again?"
tofu by J E Walker April 30, 2003