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Timism

Timism is a simple religion.
It is the beleif in a guy named Timothy Drobniak.
Not that he is any sort of saviour, god, or higher being, only that he is. Believing that someone exists counts as a belief, and that's what Timists are sticking with when it comes to Timism.
Timism does not conflict with any other religion.
A Timist is a believer in Timism.
Timism is the only thing that truly makes sense to all people.
by xintellectualllx September 25, 2007
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Timed Release

Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
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timia

Timia is a shy girl still pretty fun and cool tho hates fake girls has a short temper some times a beautiful person all of the boys like her.
Hey that gurl looks like a timia
ikr!
by loveculture December 13, 2013
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Timilehin

Timilehin is a very beautiful girl who brings smiles to people's faces. People who don't appreciate her are called haters but there is no reason to hate her.

Timilehin can be troublsome and funny at times but all the same.A Timilehin gives really good advice and can dance.
Is that Timilehin?
Timilehin is so cool
by T girl xoxo December 20, 2018
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tomide

Dark and handsome lad. Someone the ladies can't get enough of.
Total charm and charisma.
This guy has a lot of tomide.
by kashoggi January 7, 2011
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Timing

Depending on context it can mean what vibe/ the type of energy your on at a given moment
Guy 1: “ Right when I came home I grabbed her neck and pushed her up against the wall and she loved that shit
Guy 2: “Damn you were on demon timing my boy”
by Zeyung June 25, 2021
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timiyah

You like to control everyone within your influence, to shape things to your own liking. If positive, you develop high spirituality, as you have a God's protection. You are sensitive, affectionate, imaginative and cooperative, spiritually aware and prone to self-sacrifice. You can keep secrets and are a good diplomat. You may have healing and psychic powers. You are intuitive and might be interested in the arts, drama or science.
Dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. Your prime desire is to build protected and secure environment at home and at work. You can be very persuasive in achieving goals and gaining objectives. You can be very detailed and well-organized and possess great organizational skills. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most beneficent members of community.
I love Timiyah

shes so amazing
by CCVR April 15, 2014
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