Stonker

British Informal Slang

An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.

Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!

by Retrogradesheep April 12, 2014

Skonka

Spanish term for a loose female. A floozy

Hey did you know I hooked up with that bartender? Dude, we all did, she's a skonka!

by Pirata Grasoso February 10, 2012

Slonky

Slonky is a term for heckin skinny bois. Opposite of chonks.

Your good boi needs a heckin feed, he's all slonky!

by kualla September 10, 2019

Snonk

Snorting while laughing hysterically

Claudia just snonked so loud at toms joke!!

by Epicguy22233 February 27, 2018

skonk

A slutty girl more often refered to as a "slut" with a little twist in the middle.

You don't wanna mess with that girl man, she a skonk!

by Jooleein March 31, 2009

Shonkster

Someone who does very dodgy things, rips you off, acts shonky in general, etc. A consistent shonkster is someone to be avoided, as being in their presence will most likely have bad implications for you.

Can be applied to anyone at all who shonks you over.

"Hey, I got charged way too much for this by that guy. What a shonkster."

"Hugh is becoming a major shonkster, I'd watch out."

by DavRock June 5, 2009

stonker

Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.

Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.

by Dan Fox July 18, 2003