switched

To switch from a calm state to a raging state.

True Account:
Jason Ranjitkumar switched on Craig and threw him accross the air.

CRAIG GOT MERKED.

by hairymanharry September 13, 2009

Commie Switchboard

A commie switchboard is a term used for describing an item or object that is lacking in modern day technological utilities or is poorly constructed and not well thought out.

It can also be used as a way to insult someone's intelligence and physical strength.

DESCRIPTIVE "Hey man you see that dudes car" "Yeah, thing looks like it has the integrity of a commie switchboard"
"Hey man we should rob this guy" "Bro that idea is as good as a commie switchboard"

INSULT "Dear god bro you have the mental capacity of a commie switchboard!"
"Bro you are as strong as a commie switchboard is functional!"
"You have one brain cell for every functioning commie switchboard"

by Sir crispy the 3rd February 7, 2023

switched lanes without signaling

Its when you are fucking a girl and with out notice you put your penis in her ass catching her off guard like when you switch lanes on a highway with out signaling. Usually results with the girl pissed off and angry if she has never done anal sex before.

I switched lanes without signaling last night on Mary

by mr.Robare April 4, 2009

switchout

a person who leaves one group of friends for another.

"Hey switchout, I seen you downtown with your uptown girls."

by katmeup7 January 11, 2009

switchcock

one who drinks excessively while at work and manages to show up at all partys even though he cannot drive. usually owns a black two door chevrolet with winted tindows and a 3.1 ohv. also know as quascock, bitchcock or hitchcock.

sweet party, but when the hell did switchcock get here.

my grandmothers car has been in my driveway for two years, therefore she is a switchcock.

by dr dipstick December 31, 2007

Mental switchboard

A rock band. Contains a drummer, lead, bassist, vocalist. They sing covers e.x Smells like teen spirit, holiday, mamakin. Also they have written a bunch of songs. Their most popular one is 'down n out'. Many people look up to them as idols and look forward to seeing them play again. i wish I could say the same for the rest. There attire is black band t-shirts. Hopefully you will be able to hear them because once you hear them you will be addicted.

"That Mental Switchboard show was the best!"

by Wisteria October 1, 2007

switched

Gay, Flaming Homo, Homo sexual

Dude that class is so switched

by Matt da Fat September 15, 2003