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swiss

people that live in a country called switzerland. mixed of about 30 ethnicities, still there are many nazis around here who consider themselves aryan and superior, cause they've got no brains and don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about.
swiss women received the right to vote about 30 years ago, a heritage that's still reflected by today's society - most women's mothers don't care they weren't able to vote back then - they were happy to be tied to the kitchen & a chauvinistic husband - still today's ideal.
swiss men & women are retarded
by sinizzl August 30, 2006
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swiss

to experience an acute explosion of bodily fluids usually called "juice", generally caused by extreme excitement particularly if the individual involved is extremely anal and/or German
don't let him swiss himself on my clean comforter!
by Fred E. Unit September 30, 2007
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Swiss

Rhyming slang for clue, as in Swiss Blue (cheese)
"I don't have a swiss.
by Measinmyself May 9, 2007
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swissed

being dominated/pwnd/etc. in a first person shooter game by a gun with a high fire rate witch is usually accompanied with a significant drop in damage.basically have to be a punk/chump to die at the hands of an inferior weapon. the many holes in your body allude to the holes in swiss cheese.
playing halo
"dewbro i just swissed you and you had a shotty"
by frshnastynasty December 15, 2008
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Swiss

Something that is not legit, holey. An exaggerated story.
Guy: "So, dude, I totally had sex last night with 3 people."
Friend: "That's so swiss."
by Yolanda1976 May 23, 2011
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swiss

Adjective often used to describe useless things, such as chocolate, banks, knifes, alps and cows.
swiss stuff is often great quality, but rarely useful.
by weeeeeeh flip November 30, 2006
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Swiss

A type of man who can't stop saying some pointless made up language.
Carl: Hey man, are you from Switzerland? Coz you look Swiss...

Stefan: Y'erhgan burghan, Fuckin' yergen burgen!
by =3MC= August 24, 2009
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