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Pear-shaped

Something that has gone pear-shaped has gone wrong: this is based on the visualisation of a plan being like a perfect circle. When something goes wrong, the plan is distorted and becomes pear-shaped.
It was all going well, then Jonno dropped the ball and it all went pear-shaped.
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gone pear-shaped

When something potentially good has gone disastrously wrong. Similar to "taking a turn for the worst" or going "pete tong".
"It all went pear-shaped for England when that shavne headed fool stepped up for the first pen, innit".
by Andy Cooke June 28, 2004
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snaped

A way of saying you're high. It's not very common to be heard around, but for the few who constantly blaze, they will more likely know what it means.
Boy: Dude! I am snaped out of my mind right now!
Boy 2: That's great, i was snaped earlier, but its worn off
by alexandah May 5, 2010
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U-shaped

I saw a dog get hit by a car and it was U-shaped.
by Stacy Jo March 24, 2008
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Swaced

Belligerent swagger while wasted. In this state, one is Sauced and wasted One becomes Swaced. While Swaced one begins to fart on the dancefloor and tries to pickup women. A Swaced person is typically a hot drunken mess
Did you see that guy, he just pissed on someone shoes in the bathroom, man he's totally Swaced.

Ewww that guy just tried to get my number and crop dusted me while I was dancing, he so Swaced.

That Swaced guy just ate and drank everything at our table and took the waitress money, unbelievable.
by JohnnyBravvvo September 17, 2016
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Dog-Shaped

To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.
Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?

The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.
by The Meme February 6, 2009
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Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."
by kufye October 17, 2021
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