Swanning is a term for dying. Originally, it only meant twisting yourself in your sheets while asleep and strangling to death. Now it can also mean having swans wrap their necks around you, drag you out into the water to drown, and then using your hair for a nest.
I've had such a bad day at work, I really feel like swanning
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I was bummed when I got dealt swans in that game of Hold 'Em last night. But then I flopped three of a kind and took the pot!
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Underwear and tight clothing can restrict and bend the male reporoductive organ during arousal, creating the shape of a swan's neck.
"This beer is so good mate, I'm bloody swanning!"
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to get left behind, ditched, or possibly owned
I got swanned at lunch today

The group decided to swan me at lunch

I was in a meeting so they swanned me

by billy bob smith March 24, 2008
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Slag with a nigger. self explanatary
Look at that swan lets go stomp on her nigger boyfriend and give her some white cock.

Race traitoring swan lets teach her a lesson

If your white try to knock up swans.
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It's everything but what you've read before. A swan is basically an acronym, namely Slag With A Nigger. At the and of the day is every not black girl that shag or just flirt with a black guy.
Aaah bloody hell rose is such a swan!
My gosh in this club there is a flock of swans!
by jonkye February 28, 2006
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Essentially this is a variation of "the Shocker." Swanning occurs when a person places either the pinky and or ring finger into a womans anus while reaching the thumb over the vagina to apply clitoral stimulation. One can imagine the position and reaching of the thumb as the craning of a swans neck.
Woman: My vagina is so sore right now, but I'm kinda horny. Could go for a serious Swanning right now.
by balthadon November 8, 2011
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