Swarty Method

An inconspicuous method a beach goer uses to relieve himself while around a group of people. The process of the Swarty Method is as follows: dig small hole in sand, laying belly down nonchalantly open board shorts and place genitals in hole, release urine and casually talk among the group, when finished and still laying down gently place genitals back in board shorts and close shorts, in one motion stand up and swoop sand over hole and resume socializing.

The beach goer just shotgunned five beers while talking with the most beautiful girl he had ever met. His fear was to leave her with his friends while he used the restroom so instead he used the Swarty Method to continue his flirtations with his new found friend.

by Aswart August 11, 2010

swatty

The moment of ejaculation from one mans penis into another mans ass resulting in a "cumshot" of the anal

" hey man i just fucked you in the ass "

a swatty

by hahahahah az September 4, 2003

shafty bastard

a diabolical person (see: sly poots)

he slaped my moma what a shafty bastard!

by SPG October 23, 2003

Swifty

The nickname of Matt Brown aka swiftkaratechop on youtube. The name is so popular that he has a question-and-answer video series titled, 'Ask Swifty'.

Swifty finally has a new 'Ask Swifty' up! Let's go watch it!

by bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha June 17, 2009

Swifty

An african american rapper from eminem's rap group D12, also known as Swifty McVay. Who really shouldnt be known as the kinda high voiced rapper from d12, he should be known as, that ill ass rapper from d12. Swifty has a nice flow and lyrics to match, he can sometimes be mistaken for kon artis, another rapper from d12 that has a similar voice. But Swifty is great and should be a lot more famous than he is now, but hes not cuz people buy shit from people like Soulja Boy or Hurricane Chris who rap about dances and say the chorus too many times.

Example of Swifty's lyrics

Its that Dirty Dozen renegade
You done pulled the pin on my grenade
38's will move your shit up out the way
You niggas wont forget about McVay
You got sumtin to say let it out today
And watch these bullets spray
From these ten black fingers huggin these deadly millimeters
That will make Jeff Dahmers look like he caught a misdemeanor
See I'm dirty so I ain't gotta to buy pistol cleaner
An official beater don't let me see you with your heater
You get swift with it
Tell that mutherfucker Swift did it
You packing sumtin special in your crib then bitch get it
I'm physically fitted to run your digits
I'm hostile with this **Rosco** pointed up your nostrils
You get splitted and guess what I'm blowin up the hospital
And wouldn't give a fuck if you a cop or a ho
I'm hannibal lector the spinal cord disconnector findin whores
to lockup in motels and inject em.

Person 1: Hey did you hear that song My Words are Weapons by Eminem?

Person 2: The one with Bizarre and Swifty featured?

Person 1: Yes.

Person 2: Dude Swifty and Eminem both ripped that shit up lyrically.

Person 1: Hell yea.

Person 2: Lightyears ahead of what Flo Rida could come up with.

Person 1: True That.

by D12 for life August 9, 2009

Swifty

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.

by Sekt March 21, 2003

Swifty

A person who gets sexual pleasure from acting like a human swifter dust mop.

I'm a swifty. I really get turned on when I sweep the floor with my body like a human swifter.

by Mindfreak 2099 January 1, 2021