Swiffer Nipples

when a woman has breasts that hang down too far for whatever reason.

Do you think zack's new girlfriend looks good?
That freighter has terrible Swiffer Nipples.

by leatz July 11, 2006

Swiffer

a Swiffer is a person who can easily pick up the desired sex. a Swiffer mostly works at drama festivals and other such events. however, a swiffer rarely moves in to get "some" , but merely contents him or her self with knowing that he/she could have done it. A swiffer who does get "some" is considered a swiffer wet , or a swiffer wetjet

"Dude, those girls were so digging you. SWIFFER"

"You're such a swiffer, dude"
"What are you talking about?"
"You SOOOOO picked up that chick from toronto"

by swiffer January 16, 2006

Staffer

Albeit an older definition, a staffer is a person who works for a company, group, organization, etc. So basically an older way of calling yourself an employee.

Random guy: What do you do in life?
Random guy 2: I'm a proud staffer at Sega! I get to make Sonic games!
Random guy: Wow! Congratulations!
Random guy 2: Thanks!

by 1supermiguel January 13, 2015

Swiffer Skating

When all that is available are the Swiffer Sweeper pads and the Sweeper is no where in sight. You throw two Swiffer pads on the on the floor then step on them next skate to a clean floor.

Man the office is dirty. Time to throw down two pads and do me some Swiffer Skating.

by ewanders1 March 11, 2011

swafford

Strong hard working, often referred to as a "workaholic", trustworthy and true bloodline.

She's a swafford

by Wondering December 18, 2016

Taylor Swiffer

Term for a person so obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift that he/she picks up everything that has to do with her (i.e. CDs, posters, clothing), like a Swiffer Sweeper does dirt.

"Wow, Emily is such a Taylor Swiffer. She just plunked down two hundred for a cardboard cutout of Taylor."

by Kayls Colgate October 30, 2009

Swafter

The term swafting means to pump the monitor of a computer vigorously with quick pelvic thrusts whilst playing World of Warcraft, which is absolute shit because there never was a word like this and was simply created to piss off Thomas W. (aka MR2.20 Top ﮒhot Tom (UK,CH)) and make him look like a complete retard by saying a word which doesn't even exist in order to insult other people.

"Thomas! You're such a fucking swafter!"

by Schwarzenegger April 1, 2008