swerfboard

When you swerve on a person or people and you feel obligated to say " SWERFBOARD ". Meaning swerving on so many people.

Thot: " Oh hey bae, you're really beautiful "

Swerfur: "Aww thank you!! I am. :). AHA! SWERFBOARD."

by Jaykay_20foseven July 21, 2014

surf board body

A body I would like to ride

Grace has a surf board body.. I wanna ride that shit

by Smashstro November 17, 2013

surfboart

Vagina; pussy

He'll pop that surfboart all night long.

That girl let me get deep in her surfboart.

by Holla_dolla January 28, 2014

Flamingz surfboards

Can be purchased at All Things Surf Store at Miami and Orlando beaches. Is considered "cool" for guys. Makes you go faster than a regular board. Best for intermediate surfers only. Description: Flaming hot surfboard that'll blast you away. Get ready for an awesome ride on the Flamingz Surfboard. By All Things Surf Store. AWESOME RIDE!

"I think Flamingz Surfboards are intresting. Not quite as exciting as they look, but a cool, exciting ride....if you want a Flamingz Surfboard buy at All Things Surf Store." By Arianna Mongalit.

by Coolgal.Flame.Miami March 28, 2011

Snarfboarding

A sport in which you throw a surfboard like device on top of water and run and jump onto it to skim, or snarf, on the water.

Hey dumbass! You really suck at snarfboarding, you should go eat poop!

by OfficialShoppingCart October 4, 2020

Surfboarding

A sexual move where a man rests his penis between a woman’s labia and glides back and forth without penetration. The grinding pressure can make her gush or squirt — creating a literal “wave.” The name comes from both the sliding motion and the wave-like effect.

She squirted so much during surfboarding, it was like catching the perfect wave.

by Pirate Montu September 10, 2025

Amish Surfboarding

Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard”

Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019