Free-Sneezer

An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.

You'll get sick going on road trips with Robert. He's a shameless free-sneezer.

by LeighRay November 21, 2011

Sneezechin

A skin condition whereby the chin is covered in large pimples and spots due to a bad cold, and consequently excessive sneezing.

"Check out blondie over there, she's hot!"
"Nah mate, she's got a bad case of sneezechin. That's rank"

by dizzleshnizzle April 14, 2009

sneeze hole

when a person has wicked diarrhea and just makes it to the bathroom, sits down and their asshole makes a sneezing sound as they shit.

My ass just sneezed all over the toilet. Russ is acting like a sneeze hole today.

by Ms Priscilla September 25, 2012

Air Sneeze

A sneeze that consists mostly or entirely of air. There is usually little or no snot released from the nasal passage in an air sneeze.
The difference between an air sneeze and a regular snotty sneeze can mainly be told by the sound. Air sneezes sound either like an off-key trumpet blare or someone shouting very loudly into a styrofoam cup. A normal sneeze sounds like someone blowing a raspberry through their nose.

"Ew! Don't touch the remote! You just sneezed into your hand!"
"It was an air sneeze!"

by STMan. April 22, 2007

thumb sneeze

The action of one's thumb striking a touch screen device in rapid succession involuntarily.

I was going for a Large Straight in Yahtzee and my thumb sneeze made me roll again! My thumb sneeze caused me to take a lousy Chance!

by Jacksaw1991 August 9, 2016

nothing to sneeze at

Not an inconsequential matter, not a trifling thing.

Having an allergy is nothing to sneeze at - oh wait, yes it is.

by Punnerguy June 10, 2009

Sneeze Blueball

The act of almost sneezing, but failing and feeling very strange, uncomfortable, and unsatisfied. The feeling of a Sneeze Blueball is similar to a Sneeze Tease, but is far more unsettling. It makes you feel unfinished. The Sneeze Blueball can be countered by numerous things; looking into light, scratching the nose, or twitching of the muscles in the nose.

The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball

Chuck: "Ah.... Ah..... Ah..... Ch.... Ugh."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."

by TheEpicEmperorOfAllEternity January 26, 2011