Shurgging

The act of inserting your testicles along with your penis in a woman's vagina and having intercourse. Fucking a woman with your balls. I imagine you can do this anally as well (an with a man), but that should have another name.

His cock wasn't big enough to satisfly her so he inserted his balls and started shurgging the hell out of her.

by TwigAndBerries January 23, 2006

Shurig

The national sport of Kazakhstan, its when you take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party.

Get as many dogs and guns as you can, go to a field, and have a Shurig

by larijose August 25, 2009

shurgging

inserting your testicles, and sometimes penis as well, into someone. may be vaginal intercourse by inserting testicles into a female’s vagina, or anal intercourse by inserting testicles in a male’s or female’s anus.

he had heard about my skills from some friends. he leaned close to me and asked, “will you shurg me, please?

his tight hole? i wasn't sure if i could. yet the thing is, when i shurg someone, a couple of factors can actually allow it to happen. its not just about the tightness of their hole. the height of the person, the angle of their hole, and how flexible they are with their legs all influence how it goes. most importantly, their degree of relaxation is key - can they open up and take me, or are they fighting me, unyielding?

i was shurgging her as a crowd of naked people gathered to watch.

by newyorktopfloor July 2, 2012

schurley

an expert provocateur

Anna: Duuude, i so want to bang him. he's such a schurley.

by sch December 4, 2006

Shurmuring

A term used to describe underachieving or lack of preparation. Often disguised as progress, Shurmuring often leads to ridicule and termination.

Uncle Tony: Boy ole Pat really has been Shurmuring the last few weeks.

Ricky: Yeah, but doesn't he always? How has he kept his job this long?

Uncle Tony: Because he has shown some significant progress

by bestofud October 18, 2012

shurlynn

A really funny girl who eats candy canes all th time. Boys always want her. She has the best hair and outfits. She can cook like a goddess. She can afford every Gucci item there is ever.

Who’s that wearing Gucci today?

Shurlynn

by Cheerleader150 December 13, 2017

Chuck Shurley

Chuck Shurley is an author who wrote the low selling Supernatural book series, which he writes under the pen name Carver Edlund. The contents of the books are actually Sam and Dean's lives, the details of which come to him in his dreams. Chuck continued to write even though the books were no longer being published. Unbeknownst to him, the inspiration of the books is divine - as he is a prophet of God.1 Chuck says he started writing because of a childhood crush on Nancy McKeon, the actress who played Jo on the TV show The Facts of Life. Chuck thinks he must have sent her 40-50 letters, but she never wrote back.

Character on hit CW show 'Supernatural' portrayed by Rob Benedict

When Castiel attempts to interfere with prophecy, he is found and killed by the archangel Raphael while in Chuck's presence, who is Chuck's protector. The ensuing confrontation left Chuck's home in ruins. After he finishes his last piece of writing he mysteriously vanishes, suggesting that he may in fact be God. After Amara's return, Chuck returns to reveal to Metatron that he is in fact God in human disguise. After Metatron convinces Chuck to help, Chuck reveals himself to the Winchesters and begins aiding them in their efforts against his sister.

Chuck Shurley, he wrote those weird books, right?
Chuck: "Well, there's only one explanation. Obviously I'm a god... I'm definitely a god. A cruel, cruel, capricious god."

by Maddimaddie55885maddieWinchest August 28, 2017