leaky submarine

A stripper who needs all of her holes plugged

We could only afford one stripper...good thing she's a leaky submarine!

by vadoubled's March 16, 2010

launch a submarine

To expel a large fecal mass into a toilet bowl filled with water. To take a dump.

Excuse me guys, I gotta go launch a submarine.

by stainedpants October 13, 2005

submarine protestant

A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.

Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!

by John Mulshine September 17, 2007

submarine shot

Similar to a floater shot aka a floater, but at the bottom of the cocktail.

Tamara: My husband was lit last night, I apologize for him at the wedding, he was plowed and loud.

Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!

by the comand'r October 28, 2021

sandbox submarine

Cat turd.

Little Billy was building a sandcastle and dug up a sandbox submarine.

"Oh a candy bar!" he thought.

by saycreative March 12, 2013

Yellow submarine

A song from the Beatles released on the 1966 album Revolver

We all live in a yellow submarine

by Aunt Jane November 5, 2019

Dirty Submarine

A sexual game in which the penis (submarine) swims through the anal cavity attempting to dodge dingle berries (underwater mines) from entering the pee hole.

Kian plays Dirty Submarine with his brother Rory

by Great Aunt Marg July 11, 2022