1. Person featured on Wanny-o's website.
2. Person who enjoys sleeping on couches
3. Small fat schlong.
2. Person who enjoys sleeping on couches
3. Small fat schlong.
by Samurai-X October 3, 2003
Get the stumpmug. Sexual act whereby a man's penis is inserted into the empty eye socket of a one eyed partner for physical gratification. Often utilized as a domination technique to impart a sense of total ownership over the receiving partner in BDSM circles.
John and Dave were tag teaming a girl on the dance floor when she bit John. He replied that if she didn't play nice he was going to take off her eye-patch and give her a stumping to teach her some discipline
by Captain_Awesome April 21, 2012
Get the Stumpingmug. by alex rivera July 21, 2006
Get the stumpmug. (v) To smoke marijuana.
(n) The huge tree stump on East Rock in New Haven, CT. Serves as a great spot for circles.
(n) The huge tree stump on East Rock in New Haven, CT. Serves as a great spot for circles.
by Doobie Dave May 31, 2005
Get the stumpmug. Stumped is used to describe when one is feeling sad and horny. Everyone has felt this at some point and the council has decided to create a word for this. Happy Stumping
"Hey bro how you feelin"
"Im feelin pretty stumped rn"
My gf blueballed me and then broke up with me, im stumped as fuck.
"Im feelin pretty stumped rn"
My gf blueballed me and then broke up with me, im stumped as fuck.
by braeden has awesome pants September 8, 2019
Get the Stumpedmug. A person who is non-participatory during the act of sexual intercourse. Similar to a deadfish however more sexually unenjoyable based on lack of experience, skill, or natural fucking ability. Generally a woman. Often of high status or attractiveness (but also commonly having the IQ of a vegetable) that many men wouldn't bother telling to get her act together in the sack.
friend: so..?
victim: I don't want to talk about it.
friend: oh come on bitch wtf happened?
victim: She was a stump and I fucked her like one. (I may as well have gone out and fucked one in the woods)
friend: aww shit. sucks that some girls don't realize they can be HORRIBLE in bed regardless of their genetics right? Did you give her a hint?
victim: nah man she probably wouldn't react well to critizism. she's so far up there on her self appointed high horse. i just fucked her like a ragdoll while trying to inflict as much pain as possible. choked her out.
friend: that a kid
victim: I don't want to talk about it.
friend: oh come on bitch wtf happened?
victim: She was a stump and I fucked her like one. (I may as well have gone out and fucked one in the woods)
friend: aww shit. sucks that some girls don't realize they can be HORRIBLE in bed regardless of their genetics right? Did you give her a hint?
victim: nah man she probably wouldn't react well to critizism. she's so far up there on her self appointed high horse. i just fucked her like a ragdoll while trying to inflict as much pain as possible. choked her out.
friend: that a kid
by TheSwift August 19, 2009
Get the Stumpmug. The Black Knight in the movie, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight
by Dusty Smith July 24, 2008
Get the Stumpedmug.