stumpkin

1. One who portrays characteristics of what would make you want to shout out "STUMP"

2. a term used to describe anything and everything, as long as it sounds right.

1. "Man, that was some stumpkin!!! Great job!" or "Man, that was stumpkin, just plain booty..."

2. A person, rather large in size or even just wobbly and funny looking, is skipping down the road and all of a sudden trips and falls..youre instincts propel you to scream "AHAAA what a STUMPKIN!!"

by Meredith and Rebecca November 22, 2003

Struminskyj

Crazy People that drink alot, Might smoke alot, laugh alot, sing alot, and are generally happy.

House Partayy, must be the Struminskyj's ;) (Y)

by ChelseaStrum February 4, 2008

shrumpkin

formed from "blumpkin" except additionally tripping on shrooms while recieving head and taking a shit.

"dude i picked up some shrompers friday." "was it sick?" "totally, then sally gave me a shrumpkin!" "fuckin crazy!"

by TheFcknJewfro March 2, 2010

Guy Strunking

To create something that you think is smart and witty when in actuallity everyone else thinks it is pretty lame. Your friends will usually tell you that you have Guy Strunked to your face.

"Did you see that email our boss sent after lunch?" - Lindsey
"Yeah, he was totally Guy Strunking when he made up the word textite." - Lauren

by Brady Pierce September 8, 2014

Stumpkin

When one is taking an extremely hard test/final while receiving head.

John: Dude that exam was so hard!
Broseph: Bro, I know. At least I was kind of happy because Ms. Tits was giving me a stumpkin.
John: Bro. Respect.
*Knucks*

by Blumpkin Lord June 4, 2011

scrumpkin

To eat pussy while she's taking a shit (like blumpkin)

She be moanin' alllllllllllll night after dat scrumpkin!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Scrumpkin

The counterpart of a blumpkin. Getting a blowjob while brushing your teeth. The ideal scrumpkin is attained while leaning back at a 45 degree angle to ensure maximum oral penetration. Feel free to put your finger in her anus for mutual enjoyment. Scrumpkin.

You ain't cool unless you gettin a scrumpkin

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by Akro September 22, 2012