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Strongbonnukah

This is an eight day celebration of Strongbow that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Hanukah.

People of all faiths celebrate this holiday. All that is required: You must belong to the Strongbow faith.

England's most famous dry cider is the fuel that this eight day festival of drinking and fire relies on.

The BOWNORAH (similar to the Jewish menorah) must be lit before each night's drinking can commense. The Bow-Shamash must be lit first, then the other candles (which are inserted into the tabs of empty 'Bow cans.)
Hey, it's the first night of Strongbonnukah. Let's go buy a case of Bow and get wasted.
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strongray

Being so great and fantastic that gods bow down to him. Mere mortals are unable to lace his boots due to his absolute greatness. He must be worshipped as an icon.
‘OMG, you’re being such a strongray right now. You’re so awesome!’
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Strongbadia

the land where the tropical breezes blow. population tire. girls line up on the right for make-outs, guys on the left for high fives.
strongbad: hey man, i saw you prance around the building like five times whats up with that

homestar:no i doubt it i drove

strongbad: but you don't have a car

homestar:yea, your probably right
by underground August 1, 2003
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StrongSad

He's a fat grey guy with elephant feet and white round face. He's always sad.
StrongSad,"Each day we die a little more..." He stuff like that and he has a sad high pitched voice.
by Jeff November 4, 2003
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Strong Bad

The embodyment of Manliness. Calls everyone crap and has assistant named The Cheat. Has brother named Strong Sad and another named Strong Mad. Homestar Runner's arch rival.
"Why you lazy crap for crap!" Strong Bad
by Jonathan November 15, 2003
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Strongbadia

an independent country ruled by strong bad. has a tire, a cinder block and stop sign (they are dating), and a trap for the cheat which causes a large piece of cardboard with a poorly drawn bear holding a shark to pop up.
strongbadia is the best nation in the world. after australia.
by whirlweed or the wombat lord October 5, 2003
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Strongbadia

the national anthem for strongbadia, as sung by strongbad:
Come to the place where the tropical breezes blow
Come to the coolest place I know
The people are so great, but really there's only me.
And that means I'm so great.
And also there's The Cheat.
Oh there's The Cheat, at the place where the tropical breezes blow
The Cheat, in the coolest place I know.
The Ones are always Cold, and the partys last all night.
And there's probably lots of chocolate
And population: tire.
Population:
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiire
by adam October 7, 2003
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