stride girls

Girls who prefer Stride chewing gum to all alternatives. They are also known to take things down the wrong hole.

What is this, Orbitz? I thought you were Stride girls.

by dcarn211 December 11, 2009

striding the crystal summit

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

scridgis

The bridge between a mans penis and nut sack.

"Why do you always itch your balls in public?"

"I'm not itching my balls, I'm itching some scridgis."

by Toasty_Ostey May 16, 2017

staiden

To people that like each other and magically end up together after all they’ve been through. They’re really cute together and all there friends ship them. They are both really pretty people and will do anything for each other

person 1: hey don’t they look so cute together?
person 2: heck yeah! I ship staiden

person 1: omg same

by hydroflasksksksk November 4, 2019

scrids

1. what you have left over near the bottom of a bag of chips.
2. if you drink a foamy beer down to about 1/4" left in the glass, what you have left over.
3. the people you have left at the end of a party, or at bar close in a tavern.
synonyms: bottom of the barrel, picked over.

"Son, you wear that out to town, and all you're comin' home with is scrids."

by rjp February 15, 2005

straddle worthy

A man that has qualities that merit straddling.
Usually used by women to reference a man that is particularly appealing to them.
I totally coined this forever ago.. just sayin'.

Girl 1: I'm watching a 'Kyle XY' marathon.

Girl 2: Oh! Isn't Matt Dallas extremely straddle worthy?

by ktcm July 12, 2011

stidiot

A quicker way of referring to someone as a stupid idiot.

That stidiot can't see the forrest through the trees.

by Bill M August 3, 2007