stragedy

a plan that has the conviction of forethought, but which is so disasterous it begs for hindsight before it is even implemented. A stragedy is often promoted as a strategy to hide the fact that it was conceived from rash and not rational action.

It was a stragedy for the robber to break into a store which sold CCTV cameras. (This actually happened)

It was stragedic thinking for the auto mechanic to weld a leak in the gas tank before he emptied it.

by Kevin Garwood July 3, 2007

Shrake Buys

A term used when accusing someone of spending money a video game. It can be used as a derogatory phrase insulting the lonely person who would spend money on a video game.

Person 1: How did you get so good at tap sports baseball?
Person 2: I got lucky, man...... Um I guess I just play a lot
Person 1: Liar! Shrake Buys
Person 2: I do not buy!
Person 1: U low life friendless insecure mofo go be like

by earonson May 14, 2019

stakeout

Waiting and Spying on a guy just until the time is right to make your move.

I'll wait to make my move because im on a stakeout.

by Faythe May 18, 2006

strafe

To move sideways, usually for the purpose of dodging. A term generally used by FPS games.

Strafe to avoid getting hit by enemy fire.

by Draconio March 6, 2004

Stakegirl

An ass-kicking super girl, who does it all. She battles demons, her own and everybody elses. While also taking care of her family she still has time to maintain a social life and extra-curricular activities. Everyone has a Stakegirl in their life. She is the protector with the big heart, and you better watch your step because she knows all evil and will tear out your ribcage and wear it as a hat if she sees fit.

I love my Stakegirl, she is needed to keep order and she is fiercely loyal.

by Smelly Belly February 3, 2010

starkerey

starkerey is a word used to describe a ‘cheap dirty bitch’

often used by old men who snapchat you

anisha you are a big starkerey

by shashyballs June 2, 2020

brick exit strategy

The plan a retailer makes when it decides to close its doors to the public and move exclusively to the web.

"Either we come up with a good brick exit strategy or we're done."

by SF Dave May 20, 2008