stumpfucker

Someone who is pursuing a person who is out of their league.

Oh she'll never go for him. He's a total stumpfucker.

by ceres May 13, 2014

Fucking Stop

The appropriate reply to a dead baby joke.

Douche: What's pink, bubbly, and tapping on the glass? A de-

Guy: Fucking stop.

by Entr' Acte November 11, 2009

Fucking stop this urban dictionary Shit

Please stop this Urban dictionary posts on Instagram! For real!

Fucking stop this urban dictionary shit for god sake

by Pepsicolafanta November 23, 2021

Tiny fucked a stump

A seemingly meaningless, probably inside joke found in the special features section of Rob Zombie's "house of 1000 corpses". It features the cast of the movie telling a knock knock joke that makes little sense.

Baby- Knock Knock
Otis-who's there?
Baby-fish boy
Otis-fish boy who?
Baby-Tiny fucked a stump!
me-???

knock knock
whos's there?
stump
stump who?
FUCK ME TINY, FUCK ME!

by Aleister Andrew December 13, 2008

just fucking stop

To tell someone to stop, with a serious tone.

Shawn: Hey you got rejected

Devin: Just fucking stop you fat piece of shit

by devinhacks November 10, 2017

Full Fucking Stop

An emphatic, incredulous rejoinder to a statement, which indicates one's utter rejection of that statement as being so far beyond ridiculous and/or stupid that no further discussion of it is merited, warranted or tolerable.

Used in full when spoken, or as the acronym 'FFS' in texting/chat environments.

Tweener: There's never been a singer like Justin before...like, never, ever, EVER!
Non-Tweener: Woah, FULL FUCKING STOP!!

Justin Bieber is your idol?? FFS!!

Like, OMFG...you hate the Bieber?? FFS!!

Dude, you really plan to use Justin Bieber in your Urban Dictionary Definition example?? FFS!!

by ExtremistModerate January 16, 2011

stop declining my posts you gay fucks

STAHP IT

stop declining my posts you gay fucks

by annoying fucker June 18, 2019