by DShK December 31, 2022
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It has multiple genitalia, two vaginas to be exact.
One in the front and one in the back (No Anal Glands) So yes, that means it defecates out its 2nd vagina.
Hence, it has no testicles.
This explains its ability to sound like a woman. Because it is in fact a transsexual.
Stoic usually will concur that it is the best at everything and makes outrageous claims and insults that would only make sense to an autistic pre schooler. When it attempts to beatbox and attempts an Inward K it sounds like the equivalent to a bowling ball being dropped onto a baby seal, and its technicality sounds like a tornado of rusty nails hitting an old folks home.
The Stoic may be plagued by Narcissistic Personality Disorder and a defect that makes semen produce from its lactation glands (Nipples)
The Stoic is a lonely child with a face resembling Smeagle with ginger cornrows and a rainbow handle bar moustache and stretched ears with Hello Kitty plugs.
The Stoics future career will likely consist of tons and tons of men using their cocks as hammers on his face.
It has multiple genitalia, two vaginas to be exact.
One in the front and one in the back (No Anal Glands) So yes, that means it defecates out its 2nd vagina.
Hence, it has no testicles.
This explains its ability to sound like a woman. Because it is in fact a transsexual.
Stoic usually will concur that it is the best at everything and makes outrageous claims and insults that would only make sense to an autistic pre schooler. When it attempts to beatbox and attempts an Inward K it sounds like the equivalent to a bowling ball being dropped onto a baby seal, and its technicality sounds like a tornado of rusty nails hitting an old folks home.
The Stoic may be plagued by Narcissistic Personality Disorder and a defect that makes semen produce from its lactation glands (Nipples)
The Stoic is a lonely child with a face resembling Smeagle with ginger cornrows and a rainbow handle bar moustache and stretched ears with Hello Kitty plugs.
The Stoics future career will likely consist of tons and tons of men using their cocks as hammers on his face.
Stoic Beatbox; (beatboxing)
Man; What kind of fuckery is that!
Stoic Beatbox; Dude, you wanna battle, fight meh bro!
Man; What is wrong with you kid..
Stoic Beatbox; Nothing I am just a God. Watch yourself you imbecile, Your inevitable defeat is looming.
Man; What kind of fuckery is that!
Stoic Beatbox; Dude, you wanna battle, fight meh bro!
Man; What is wrong with you kid..
Stoic Beatbox; Nothing I am just a God. Watch yourself you imbecile, Your inevitable defeat is looming.
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An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.
Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!
by Fire K March 19, 2009
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A word usually fallowed by the phrase "you'll get it, your smart"
A word usually fallowed by the phrase "you'll get it, your smart"
What the hell is stoichiometry
by DARKSHOCK June 3, 2010
Get the stoichiometry mug.Any person, object, action, or abstract thought that gives you the sensation of a churning stomach. Usually there is a bad aura associated with the stomach churner, making it nearly impossible to remain in the same room with them or it. If you cannot avoid being around this stomach churner, it may be uncomfortable to do anything whatsoever. A stomach churner can be a person who you simply cannot stand looking at, listening to, or being around.
1) Holy shit... who invited this stomach churner to the party? Kid smells like shit and he's been wearing that outfit since last week.
2) I can't be around this stomach churner anymore. He is talking so much nonsense about sports.
3) There's a bunch of stomach churners upstairs. I recommend fleeing the scene.
4) The Hills is a stomach churner. If I listen to one more bitch complain about daddy's money I'm going to kill a baby.
5) I can't take being around this chick anymore. She's clearly Stomach Churner of the Year.
6) Sam Cassell is a stomach churner.
2) I can't be around this stomach churner anymore. He is talking so much nonsense about sports.
3) There's a bunch of stomach churners upstairs. I recommend fleeing the scene.
4) The Hills is a stomach churner. If I listen to one more bitch complain about daddy's money I'm going to kill a baby.
5) I can't take being around this chick anymore. She's clearly Stomach Churner of the Year.
6) Sam Cassell is a stomach churner.
by greggyv May 3, 2010
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by chips_with_dip November 11, 2013
Get the stomach sundae mug.The awkward lump formed by a zippered sweatshirt when you sit down. Can be at chest area forming a uni-boob. Can also be at crotch area forming a regular boner on a male and a lady boner on a female.
"Stupid sweatshirt is giving me a stomach boner!"
"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."
"Well now I have a lady boner."
"Better than a uni-boob!"
"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."
"Well now I have a lady boner."
"Better than a uni-boob!"
by alicejin88 November 13, 2011
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