stoke golding

A small quiet village in Hinckley, home to small minded posh kids that like to think there the dogs bollocks, st Martin's is the local academy, full of arrogant snobby teachers. If you walk into stoke golding make sure you don't speak to anyone as you will be looked down onto as if you are a local chav from barwell or earl Shilton

Oh have you been to 'stoke golding' recently... one of the kids have the new iPhone that cost £...

by Bensonwaterbeer May 31, 2018

Stoke killer

Someone who totally ruins your stoke when your running high. Norma,oh because their stoke isn’t as heavy

Heavy stoke bro “Dude, epic bluebird shit today. Totally awesome out there on softies and some freshly was spitting from the clouds. What an awesome day”... stoke killer say (normally named Pete) “uhhh yeah niceee man, but like the sun probably made it icy and hard pack. Sorry that sucks man. Maybe next time will be better”

by Mr Gud February 25, 2021

Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck

The sexual act of a man sticking his erect penis between a woman’s tits then stapling the chosen tits together therefor securing the penis between the tits. A lubricant of some sort is then applied ( usually WD-40 or fairy liquid) and the male proceeds to fuck the shit out of them tits

Fucking hell last night I had a oatcake and gave carol a traditional Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck.

by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 17, 2020

stoke factor

the way in wich you measure stoke. can be used in both literal and sarcastic ways.

sarcasm: DUDE i have math finals in five minutes and i did not study STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!

literal: BRO! look at the pow! theres going to be some gnar pow tommrow for us to go put some sticks in the snow! STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!! 5 FEET OF FRESH!

by PSN_BIGTOTS January 10, 2012

Stoke city

A city full of inbred bastards, who all have 6 fingers. The city is also home to a small football team who’s fans who walk around in there XXXXXXL shirts eating kebabs and claiming that jack Butland is a good goal keeper despite him being shite

“I’m going to the stoke city game” all 4 of their fans

by Jonny big balls February 5, 2019

Stoke Twins

Stoke Twins is A Youtube Channel runed by two people Alex Stoke and Alan Stoke. They are twin Brothers There is one Girl Named Kat she Always Call Alex Fat. Shawn He Always does Something to Kat. Alex and Alan and their Friends Made A Video to Slab city and They Saw A Poster of Dead or Alive On the Poster has Shawn.

A person "Hey Stoke Twins Has Hit 10 Mil Sub!"
Another Person "Really?!?!?!"

by EthanChangCool August 28, 2022

stoke job

Similar in appearance to the douch bag. The stroke job can easily be spotted at the bar wearing his express for men dress shirt with a neck tie at 10:30 pm. Exercise caution when approaching the stoke job, although he will tell you he is in "sales" what he means is, "I sell airtime at verizon wireless on commission."

"Check out the Gordon Geko wanna be at the bar."

"No shit. Nice tie stroke job!"

"Also dude, I think those rimless sunglasses might be for women."

"Why do you say that?"

"They have heart shaped lenses."

by mams January 4, 2005