Stiffney

Short in any way. Claims to be in her 20’s but actually is 70+. Sleeps all day and has Dementia.

Also can't see shit without her Glasses.

Do you see this ? Mhm… no i don’t have my glasses with me.

… you're such a Stiffney!

by Prof-Dr-Trobisch September 7, 2022

sleep stiffer

When a guy is sleeping, you rub their penis, thus getting the "stiff" and they wake up with a wonderful feeling.

"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"

"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."

by pinkdinko April 6, 2010

Dirty Steffen

When you have an sexual attraction towards being the Kaiser of Germany

Girl1: My man just randomly started to overtake Germany while having a boner.
Girl2: Damn girl you have a "Dirty Steffen"

by AndyLetsPlay March 17, 2023

stiffer than a honeymoon dick

Something that is very sturdy, extremely solid.

After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"

by Raider Matt May 13, 2017

Jehovah's Stiffness

A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.

In reference to a Jehovah's Witness

For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying

by Stu Marble December 23, 2007

smiffenpoofs

The Smith College Smiffenpoofs are the oldest female collegiate a cappella group in the nation, founded in 1936 after a group of Smith girls heard the Yale University men's a cappella group the Whiffenpoofs and decided to start their own at Smith. Today the Smiffenpoofs (not SMITHenpoofs) are affectionately called the "Poofs," and perform at Smith events, at other colleges, at weddings and charity events, and elsewhere. Their repertoire has expanded to include both classics (Softly, Manhattan, etc.) and contemporary hits (Hide and Seek, Californication, The Chain, Lady Marmalade, etc.). They are particular fans of the Brown University men's group, the Brown Derbies.

"What are those sweet, dulcit tones that I hear...that fabulous vocal percussion...that amazing soloist...those perfect harmonies...and PS I love this song...what IS that?"

"It's the Smith College Smiffenpoofs."

by poof<3 January 23, 2008

morning stiffness

When you wake up with an erection.

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006