stegosaurus

The box that contains traffic lights, because of the resemblance of the shields for each traffic light to the plates on a stegosaurus' spine.

If you're in a hurry, use the highway, 'cos you'll have a stegosaurus at every block if you're using the local streets!

by pentozali January 7, 2007

Stegosaurus

When a dick has hard sharp skin and it cuts up the girls vagina so she bleeds out.

I got shredded by Matt Amato because he stegosaurused me

by Cade bees November 16, 2016

sexasaurus rex

A cool guy who lives on the Outer Banks of NC and utilizes all skills and resources to conquer females in epic roofie and liquor fueled sessions and also owns a bad ass telescope with internet streaming voyeur capabalities.

Hey Mike, did you hear that some dude bought 8 cases of loko 4 and had a Justin Bieber listening party at KDH last night ?

No , but I bet it's that sexasaurus rex at it again.

Yeah, I don't know much about girls, but I bet they all sucked his dick last night.

Bet.

Tim fucks up everything he touches.

And the penguin is a closet pedo ass tickler.

Word.

by jerry went to afghanistan November 26, 2010

Stefasauras

A major drama queen who thinks they are supers cool and like the shit but they are not.

Jordan:That chick is such a Stefasauras.
Brian:I know right like tots ovy

by Kylie123456789 November 12, 2012

stegasuarused

the naked art of bending over naked and having dorito's places strategically in you naked butt crack and letting someone take a foto,, ideally done to someone in a drunken state so phot'so can be facebooked unknowingly to the victim.. face never disclosed though, eve

john was stegasuared last night at the party.. he was truley stegasuarused..

by fragmaster October 8, 2011

Stegosaurus

I defined this in 2020 and nobody has defined Stegosaurus yet. I am disappointed. Anyways, a Stegosaurus is a dinosaur with many bony plates along its back. It also has spines on its tail. Don't let ASDFMovie fool you with the one "I am a Stegosaurus" scene, as that more closely resembles an Apatosaurus.

Teacher: The stegosaurus lived in the Mesozoic era--
Student: i don't care this is the cenozoic era lol

by Cumulus May 19, 2020

Stegosaurus

A dinosaur with spines along its back. If you have watched asdfmovie, you might have seen the one scene where a person gets stepped on by a "stegosaurus" when it is actually closer to an apatosaurus.

Scientist: My time machine worked!
Apatosaurus: i am (not) a stegosaurus

by Cumulus May 25, 2020