stat ho

An athlete in a team sport who cares more about individual achievements than winning the game.

Peyton Manning is a stat ho, which explains why the Colts have only won one championship during his career despite having first rate talent on both offense and defense surrounding him.

If LeBron James weren't such a stat ho, Cleveland might have won a championship.

by MikeOckenballs November 24, 2010

stat cheat

To stat cheat, means cheating on stats. For example, someone gets their friend to give them free kills so that they can get on top of the ranks. They both stat cheat.

You have 500 wins and 0 losses. I know you stat cheat.

by Somenobody April 29, 2006

stat whore

someone who doesn't give a shit about the team as long as they get their points.

kelsey brockway is a stat whore

by tubtub16 February 26, 2011

Stat whore

In gaming (mainly Counter-strike) when someone is so concerned about their score, they reconnect/rejoin everytime they get killed.

noob stat whore keeps reconnecting

by that one guy! May 10, 2006

Stat out

Slang in Dallas, Tx aka the Triple D
Another word for hoe, whore, or slut.

Guy 1: I had to dump Ashely.
Guy 2: Why ?
Guy 1: She had sex with more than 5 guys while we together
Guy 2: Dang!
Guy 1: Yeah, she was a stat out.

by JiggaJay April 3, 2011

stat whore

A sports fan that judges players and teams based on statistics, and just doesn't look at the whole picture. It's usually the kind of person who thinks Ben Roethlisberger and Eli Manning are overrated, and Phillip Rivers is the best quarterback ever, yet are baffled why Rivers doesn't have a championship. These are the same people who think Kobe Bryant is the greatest basketball ever, but can't seem to explain why the Lakers were so bad without Phil Jackson as coach.

Some have controversial theories about sports teams based on stats, yet fail to ignore basic things like the win-loss column, among other things, or the competency of a coach.

Eli Manning, Ben Roethlisberger and Chauncey Billups all consistently lead their teams to winning seasons and championships, yet the stat whore still thought they were all overrated.

by Jay Samson September 1, 2009

Stat Quo

Stat Quo is the illest Rapper from The South along with Bobby Creekwater. He has hits like Get Low and Like Dat. He was signed by Eminem to Shady Records but left Shady Records in 2008. His biggest influence was Scarface from the Geto Boys. Yet he isnt the most famous rapper because the public buys albums from illiterate faggots like Lil Wayne who cant even spell "little" right. But he is still pretty rich.

Get Low by Stat Quo was a good rap song.

by Stat Quo Rules September 12, 2009